Surely you've heard by now that out Australian DJ and model Ruby Rose is joining the cast of Orange Is the New Black for Season 3, supposedly as a "sex object" for Alex and Piper. Yeah, you read that right. She has such a pretty face that more than a few of her fans are wondering how she'll fare on the jail block. Not to worry, here are 10 reasons why Ruby will be A-OK and look sexy as hell during her time at Litchfield Correctional.
1. Ruby Rose secretly doubles as a sexy samurai so she will be safe against whatever tries to take her out on the jail block.
2. She will mesmerize the jail guards before she has to strip off all of her personal belongings on day one.
3. In the event of a jailbreak, she will use her Girl Scout skills to show people how to look sexy and blend in to nature at the same time.
4. She is accustomed to using her dogs to woo even the strictest types of security.
5. Ruby already rocks even the brightest of colors.
6. Once you're in with Ruby, you're in for LYFE.
7. Because even with cell bed head and denial of her favorite pomade, Ruby still will look hot.
8. Because Ruby will have plenty of access to... Well, she might miss her cat.
9. Because this sneak peak that gives us a glimpse of great she's going to look in orange.
10. And lastly... Wait - was someone talking?
