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5 Steps to Make Your New Year's Smashing

5 Steps to Make Your New Year's Smashing

5 Steps to Make Your New Year's Smashing

Make your holiday season pop with tips, tricks, and tidings from acclaimed contributors in SheWired's Holidays that POP series.

New Year’s Eve is a time for making resolutions. It’s a time for kicking back, relaxing, reflecting — and getting your party on. But before you ring in 2015 with a cocktail made from a bottle of Absolut Warhol Limited Edition, we’ve enlisted the advice of life coach/YouTube starlet Arielle Scarcella for some suggestions for making your New Year’s Eve party (and the start of 2015) a smashing success.

Step 1. "Start the year off right by deleting all of your jerk exes off of Facebook. The last thing you need is to have the 'Ghost of Ex-Girlfriends Past' show up to your party."

Step 2. "Wear something new and red. Wearing new clothing symbolizes a promising coming year, and they say that red is the color of sexual desire. Who are 'they?' I don't know…people who probably get laid more than you do."

Step 3. "Tell the DJ to play 'Stay With Me' and then 'I Don't F**k With You' back-to-back to play a prank on your old crush."

Step 4. "Picture the gayest item of clothing you own — wear that. No one can judge you. It's a new year, and for the first three days, they will be on their best behavior."

Step 5. "Finally learn how to twerk. And if you suck at it, blame it on the alcohol."

Enjoy responsibly. Absolut® vodka. Product of Sweden. 40% alc./vol. distilled from grain. ©2014 Imported by Absolut Spirits Co., New York, NY.

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