7 Terms Trans Guys Use to Talk About Their Goods

Starting dialogue that ends with your pants down isn’t easy for anyone. And if yours are the only ones down, you're not doing it right. For years, I've referred to my genitalia as "my downstairs." Let's face it: "genitalia" is a really off-putting word and a guaranteed turn off. Our (trans men's) penises are just gaining visibility (thanks, hormones), but they still count and deserve slang terms, too.

So, what are the right words? Here are seven terms I discovered and invite trans dudes to use to move the conversation "downstairs."

1. Dick

Quite possibly the most popular of all the terms, "dick" is a solid word that most people have heard. 

2. Dicklet

Also commonly called a "click" and found among trans dudes who've had success with hormones.

3. Front Hole

We all have an asshole, butt let's embrace the fact many guys have front holes, too. Some of us do not want it touched during sex while others like this kind of intercourse. Front hole play is an important topic of discussion, and one trans dudes should discuss it before getting in too deep.

4. Junk

Personally, "junk" is not a term I use. My downstairs is glorious and far from junk. Some folks really like it though. To each his own.

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5. Mangina

This is one is pretty self explanatory — you either like it or you hate it.

6. Pussy

Sometimes, the old ways are the best ways. If you're a trans man, you can call it whatever makes you most comfortable. We're men regardless of what we call it.

7. Broni

Ok, I made this one up. Have you ever heard of a "yoni"? No explanation needed.