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Every article should start with a naked Zoie Palmer!

McKinley High’s most adorable girl / girl Cheerio couple Santana and Brittany appear to have recovered from last week’s leaked sex tape scandal. This week’s episode featured the pair singing, dancing, hugging, frolicking and hand holding throughout the Whitney Houston-themed episode.

Life in the Clone Club is getting even crazier as the season drawn to an exhilarating close.

It's a busy week on Orphan Black, but nothing in town is more important than the opening of Blood Ties.

My remote suddenly jumped to Cinemax at the beginning of this episode. Oh wait, nope, still PLL. Spencer and Toby are pretty much going at it, killing two birds with one stone, since the show also gets in its episodic shirtless Toby requirement off the bat. Suddenly, Toby is replaced by a hooded A-team member, presumably Toby, who begins to choke Spencer. Clearly dreaming, Spencer wakes with a start and looks at the key marked “A,” the object that’s been haunting her.

Lost Girl is back in full swing and we have the recaps!

It's SheWired's L Word recaps, where we attempt to understand why anyone cares, "who killed Jenny Schecter?" This week Rachel Shelley and Mia Kirshner go at it as Jenny meddles in Helena's love life, while throwing Max a baby shower. Leisha Hailey's Alice gets jealous of her third-wheel crush. Pam Grier's Kit gets a drag queen all wet, and Jennifer Beals Bette says no to long over-due lesbian sex with Elizabeth Berkley's Kelly.

At the close of last week’s ‘Born This Way’ – themed Glee episode it appeared that McKinley High’s stunning closet case Santana was inching closer to coming out as she embraced the label of “Lebanese.” McKinley High’s resident not-ready-to-deal-with-it lesbian, outed in the Muckraker, launches into a heartfelt rendition of Christie McVie’s stunning “Songbird" for her true love Brittany.