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Penelope of the Caribbean: A 'Pirates' Review

The first mistake one can make going into Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is having high expectations. The best thing it has going for it from the start is that the last two Pirates films were so crushingly awful/confusing (Dead Man’s Chest was awful, and At World’s End was more trying than the SATs), that On Stranger Tides would have to be deliberately painful to be any worse.

Penelope Cruz Takes to the High Seas in "Pirates 4?'

Thank God and his legion of lesbian Angels! Penelope Cruz is in negotiations to join "Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." Cruz will be working again with "Nine" director, Rob Marshall, who is helming the fourth Pirate adventure. As the rival to Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow, Cruz is rumored to start shooting in Hawaii.

Shot of the Day: Penelope Cruz, White-Hot Pirate Wench

As moviegoers clamor to catch the latest installment of The Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, siren star Penelope Cruz makes white lace look so seductive… Well, let’s just say ‘pure thoughts’ will be the furthest thing from your mind...

SheWired�s Shot of the Day: Penelope Cruz is One Sexy �Pirate�

There is a moment in just about every workday when we come across something sexy, gratuitous and completely pointless that we wish we could post but don't under the auspices of there being nothing lesbian about it and often there being no redeeming value. Well, we at SheWired have made an executive decision to just throw any of our pseudo-feminist caution to the wind and to just post our fave shot of the day, whether it be sexy, salacious, or just because... One of SheWired’s favorite leading ladies, Penelope Cruz, is practically jumping through our screens with her intense sexy stare on her new film's poster.

4 Super Bowl Trailers That Made Us Thirsty

2017 is going to be a great year for movies and TV.

The New 'Fantastic Beasts' Trailer Was Just Released

Unfortunately, accused domestic abuser Johnny Depp is still in it...

9 Franchise Reboots We'd Love to See with a Female Lead, Based on Star Trek's Big Announcement

CBS and Bryan Fuller's Star Trek: Discovery is giving us a female lead and a gay character. These franchises should take a lesson!

Out Producer Nina Jacobson Brings 'The Hunger Games' to Screens Nationwide

The Hunger Games, one of the most anticipated movie releases of the spring is upon us, and power lesbian Nina Jacobson is the producer in charge of the industry’s next $1 billion mega-franchise.

Orlando Bloom's Short Shorts (& Butt) Are Making Us Thirsty AF

Who gave Orlando the right to be walking around with all those assets?!?!? 

20 girls every queer 2000s kid secretly crushed on

The 2000s were a glorious time for our little queer hearts.

12 Young Actresses Who Blossomed Into Bombshell Starlets

These women are nothing short of icons

15 YA Books by Trans & Nonbinary Authors to Support Over J.K. Rowling

There are so many trans and nonbinary writers out there who deserve our support!

Netflix’s New YA Series ‘Heartstopper’ Has the Gays in Shambles

Here are the cutest (and gayest) reactions!

15 Girls Every Queer 2000s Kid Secretly Had a Crush On

The 2000s were a glorious time for our little queer hearts.

Top Ten Kick-Ass Women of the World Cup!

The 2011 Women’s World Cup in Germany is filled with all of the drama and intrigue usually reserved for the more widely publicized leagues and tournaments like the World Series, Wimbledon or the Superbowl. Here's our list of who we think are the top ten players in the Women's World Cup including Hope Solo, Megan Rapinoe, Jessica Landstrom, Marta, Kim Kulig and more...

Maxeanor: Black Sails' New Couple Alert

There's a new couple to ship (pun intended)!

Relax and Go Green at Aruba's Bucuti Beach and Tara Resort

Weathering coral produces stunning white sand beaches juxtaposed with the aqua blue ocean and swaying palm trees -- it feels like you’ve found paradise. The Bucuti Beach and Tara Resort in Aruba offers a small, more intimate experience. It has become a favorite for honeymooners and LGBT couples. Recently, the 104-room resort became adult only to further cater to the couples looking for a romantic getaway, and they offer a several proposal packages for those looking to pop the question while on vacation.