lord of the rings

But we promise not to use the phrase "lesbian bed death" at any point in this article, and we're not talking about "pink Viagra" as a solution.

While filling out those Oscar ballots for the big day be sure to place a check next to Tami Lane’s name as a shoo-in for Best Makeup for The Hobbit. Already an Oscar winner for her work on 2005’s The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, a year ago, Lane, an accomplished prosthetics artist, who also happens to be an out lesbian, was on set in New Zealand supervising the team of makeup artists who put their talents to work on creating hobbits, dwarves and other Middle Earth dwellers.

This week the bitchy duo take on Brad Pitt and a just 'eh' Cate Blanchett. Meanwhile Kate Winslet's hot even when not lobbing one out, J-Lo and Marc Anthony kiss today goodbye while Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz sing back up. It's a Lohan family Christmas and the Tracy's L Word screeners are on the way. It's going to be a Happy New Year afterall.

Because everything's better if Idina Menzel plays a spaceship.