karma s a bitch

As a collective group, there are certain things that I wish the media could tell Lindsay Lohan over tea and crumpets. Affirmations, if you will. First, we’d have to get her to agree that it would be okay to leave behind the Adderall for tea and crumpets and then, secondly, that it would likewise be okay to listen and take it in before judging and arm flailing. Assuming that we are now collectively sitting roundtable-like enjoying our tea and crumpets, I offer the following discussion points to help Lindsay get back on her feet again and be a happy, healthy human being.