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It's all about the Final Four in basketball this week and women's basketball star Candace Parker's pregnant and gorgeous on the cover of ESPN magazine. On the inside, ESPN's writer waxes on about Candace's C cups. Annika Sorenstam's puttering around with a line of perfume and Shawn Johnson's got trouble on the set of Dancing with the Stars.

Entertainment publicist and French transplant to Los Angeles, Mona Elyafi, is a single lesbian lady who ponders the art of the French kiss and just why no one seems to do it quite right lately.

Why are we scared of female athletes who question the narrow views of what it means to be female?

Rose bobbed her head like a dashboard cupie, trying to get used to her new graduated lenses. She liked her old bifocals better. Clear lines: the top was for far away and the bottom for up close. But the hipster-optometrist convinced her that the rimless squares she now wore were “bleeding-edge,” whatever that meant, and infinitely more attractive than her old specs. 

Entertainment publicist Mona Elyafi has found the perfect girl to date. Mona! Here, the solipsistic but lovable lesbian weighs the pros and cons of dating outside herself.

Entertainment publicist and all-around observer of all things lesbian Mona Elyafi, whips out the 80's pop tunes to explain her latest debacle. The lesbian break-up! 

Entertainment Publicist and lesbian about town Mona Elyafi has a problem with addiction. This time, the seemingly innocuous guilty pleasure South of Nowhere, and namely Mandy Musgrave's Ashley, have gotten a hold of Mona and won't go.

Welcome to our weekly round-up of the most infuriating bits of news from the past seven days.

From Helen Mirren and Nicole Kidman to Amy Poehler and Tori Spelling, our favorite female celebrities confess their same-sex attractions and obsessions.

While scrubs are admittedly not the hottest fetish attire, a few actresses have worn theirs with sass and sexiness. SheWired salutes 'Hot Docs' including Kate Walsh, Sara Ramirez, Audra McDonald, Sarah Chalke, Olivia Wilde, Maura Tierney and more...

Lip Service follows the lives of six lesbian women living in Glasgow, Scotland. Already being hailed as the “British L Word,” the six-part drama has been described as “a bold new drama in contemporary Glasgow. Lip Service creator, Harriet Braun, says she hopes her latest drama is authentic to lesbian viewers and their lives.  Braun says it was important to her that the main lesbian characters Cat, Frankie, Lou and Tess, played by Laura Fraser, Ruta Gedmintas, Roxanne McKee and Fiona Button respectively, came across as authentic to a lesbian audience. Here's a recap of the first episode.

Back as a guest on Gossip Girl and Her Gay Ross von Metzke chats with Tracy about how she snubbed Charlize Theron at a gay rally, Kirstie Alley's weight --what else?-- Kathy Griffin in bed with avowed lesbian Lily Tomlin, Kate Winslet's waxed lady parts, Lindsay Lohan's umpteenth Twitter break from Samantha Ronson, cougars, Harry Potter's Hermione and a whole lot of other nonsense.