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Entertainment Publicist Mona Elyafi regales us with tales of lesbian single life in LA. This week, Mona continues her failed attempt to quit smoking while on a business trip to Palm Springs.

While the rest of the country took the weekend off to celebrate the Fourth of July with Tofu pups on the grill, watermelon salad, good old American beer and Katy Perry’s “Firework” on a continuous audio loop, the lovely ladies of The Real L Word forged on as if there were no such thing as a three-day holiday. Whitney and Rachel have full-on lesbian sex in a bathroom, Sajdah and Chanel get STD tested, Romi and Kelsey have the booze talk and Claire and Francine fight as usual

This week’s episode of The Real L Word, those lovable lesbians of Weho, takes us to the halfway point of the second season, which is either good news or bad news depending on which side of the polarizing line you fall. This week Cori and Kacy get sperminated, Whitney makes a dildo mold from her guy friend's "dong," Romi goes to Vegas and Sajdah talks lesbian sex and scissoring with her mom.

Things are moving right along this season on Weeds. This week, starting exactly where last week left off, our anti-heroine Nancy Botwin, is still in the middle of two Russian siblings – one her current fuck buddy/pot dealer, the other her lesbian fling/cellmate from prison – trying to get her pot supply.

Out lesbian stand-up comic and blogger Gloria Bigelow questions her ability to fall in love at first sight, with something other than a pair of Manohla Blahniks. 'As I heard two tales of Lesbian Love at first sight in two days I couldn't help but question my own vision. Have I been blind all of these years -- I mean it's never happened to me?'

We’ve all been asked the awkward question: So how do lesbians have sex, anyway? Our lovemaking might just be the most misunderstood type of sex in the world.  But as a lesbian with many lesbian friends, I realized something interesting: straight people aside, even we cannot seem to come up with a standard definition for sex. In my porn odyssey, I started with a series of films called, Women Seeking Women, made by Girlfriends Films, which is representative of mainstream lesbian porn. 

Public loos - one of the manybanes of butch lesbian life.  When we short haired butches walk in the terrified natives think a man has entered the inner sanctum of female-only spaces. Being mistaken for a man may induce feelings of awkwardness, embarrassment, irritation or even amusement, but when nature calls the last thing you want to receive from the other patrons is the horrified ‘wtf’ stare as you make your way to the cubicle, or worse, to be threatened with expulsion from the premises. 

She was an addict, but so was I.  She found exactly what she wanted and couldn't stop wanting at the bottom of every bottle.  I was addicted to her...Fixing her.  Making her better so that she could love me.  The more she drank, though, the worse the abuse got. I made up reasons as to why I had a black eye, or bruises adorning my cheekbones and jaw line. 

Callie may be nominated for Winter Queen, but it's Drama that takes the crown.

Carol should win Best Picture this year. Here's why it won't. 

A Season Finale means maximum drama, and The Fosters does nothing but deliver.

This week the bitchy pair ponders Hillary Clinton's possible latenight Jane Austen sessions with Michelle Obama. Plus, Rosie O'Donnell's variety show is a hot mess. Kim Cattrall moans inthe bathroom and more!