Ever Wonder What It's Like to Date Mythical Creatures? This Sex Columnist Has

If you don’t know Sophie Saint Thomas, you should. She’s written for Cosmopolitan, Glamour, GQ, Playboy, Vice, Harper's Bazaar, Allure, Nylon -- pretty much any place you can think of, she's written for.

What does she write about? Sex, dating, queer identities, cannabis, polyamory, BDSM, and how to navigate being a badass woman in a world filled with mediocre men.  

Last night, Sophie took to Twitter to let us all know how to go about dating mythical creatures, and it’s pretty f*cking hilarious.

First off, she retweeted this gem by fellow sex writer, Gigi Engle.

Then she proceeded to tell is what it's like dating a demon, troll, alien, a unicorn, and Big Foot. 'cause let's be real for a second here, haven't you always wanted to know? 

Take a look. 

She's also done this before. Here are some of her previous past gems. 

Literally deceased.