If you don’t know Sophie Saint Thomas, you should. She’s written for Cosmopolitan, Glamour, GQ, Playboy, Vice, Harper's Bazaar, Allure, Nylon -- pretty much any place you can think of, she's written for.
What does she write about? Sex, dating, queer identities, cannabis, polyamory, BDSM, and how to navigate being a badass woman in a world filled with mediocre men.
Last night, Sophie took to Twitter to let us all know how to go about dating mythical creatures, and it’s pretty f*cking hilarious.
First off, she retweeted this gem by fellow sex writer, Gigi Engle.
Then she proceeded to tell is what it's like dating a demon, troll, alien, a unicorn, and Big Foot. 'cause let's be real for a second here, haven't you always wanted to know?
Take a look.
She's also done this before. Here are some of her previous past gems.
Literally deceased.