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Meet Your New Olympic Crush: USA Water Polo God Bret Bonanni
We know you’re about to get thirsty, but please, don’t drink the pool water.
Just in case watching 14 muscular men in their speedos wrestling each other in the water wasn’t enough to get you to watch men's Olympic Water Polo, we give you one more reason: Bret Bonanni. Attacker for the Men’s U.S. Water Polo Team, Bonanni is a beast in the pool, and arguably, one of the sexiest men ever to don a Speedo.
Here’s everything you need to know about him.
He’s 22 years old, 6"4", and 205 pounds from Huntington Beach, California
He just graduated from Stanford in 2016, where he now holds the Stanford’s all-time scoring record for men’s water polo
\u201cBret Bonanni breaks Tony Azevedo's Stanford & MPSF all-time scoring records. Incredible accomplishment \u00bb\u201d— Chris Gray (@Chris Gray) 1446323372
He says nothing beats his mom’s PB&J’s
Here’s a pic of him being the best team player you’ve ever met
And here’s a pics of him scoring a goal
Notice his back muscles, and how high he gets out of the water...
And those lucious locks!!
\u201cwow um I'm kinda sorta in love with bret bonanni \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\u201d— soph (@soph) 1417915711
And here’s a video of him talking about his career as a water polo player and his life. (Just listen to that angelic voice of his!)
Obsessed yet?
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.
