MAGA bro clowns himself with his definition of 'woke' & the internet has a field day
| 01/14/25
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The first two weeks of 2025 have been ROUGH — we've already experienced bombings, Donald Trump not going to jail, and Los Angeles being on fire — but watching a MAGA supporter look foolish when trying to describe their own belief system is making everything better.
In a video now going viral — it has 1.6 million views at the time of publication — political commentator and YouTuber Luke Beasley, who has a series where he interviews Trump supporters, talked to one very sunburnt MAGA bro and asked him about why the right is so obsessed with companies going "woke" and how he would define the term.
"Woke? Like leave the damn kids alone, that's for sure. That pisses me off," the man answered. The progressive YouTuber pressed, "Woke is leave the kids alone?"
"Basically, just being woke like you're just shoving crap down our throats. Like you have to do this, and you have to do that, and you have to obey this, and you can't say that because Sally over there is going to get offended," the tattoo-covered Trump supporter answered.
"You can't read this book, you can't be gay, etcetera," Beasley adds, following the man's argument to the natural conclusion, and surprisingly the man agreed, "Yeah, dude, all sorts of things."
The MAGA supporter agreeing with Beasley that "woke" ideology is bad because it's an attempt to control people, like telling them they "can't be gay," is hilarious and ironic considering how much the Republican Party tries to push their own morals and values onto the rest of America. He almost ran face-first into the point but ended up missing it by a mile.
While this muscle-bound conservative might not have seen the humor in the interview, people in the comments certainly did. The reactions to the short video are priceless, from people lusting after the muscular Republican with comments like "He can top me" and "smash, next" to others claiming he must be closeted, writing, "'can't be gay, etc' oh he clocked dudes tea" to commenters making fun of the sunburned shirtless MAGA supporter by saying, "Dude is going to need a lot of ivermectin for his skin condition in the future."
Keep scrolling to see the funniest reactions to a MAGA bro looking dumb in front of the whole internet!
"Whenever I ask any of the "anti-woke" MAGA GOP to define "woke," I never hear from them again."
"Thanks for the big yellow arrow pointing him out as the trump supporter. I couldnt tell by the everything about him."
"Like Fortune 500 companies, corporations, places that pay good salaries & benefits. Those “woke” companies. (Where do these folks work anyway?)"
"To this day, I still don't know what is defined as "woke" by the right. Yet, it has stuck. We even have some Dems saying they're not woke or that certain institutions aren't woke. But no one ever defines its meaning!!"
Ariel Messman-Rucker is an Oakland-born journalist who now calls the Pacific Northwest her home. When she’s not writing about politics and queer pop culture, she can be found reading, hiking, or talking about horror movies with the Zombie Grrlz Horror Podcast Network.
Ariel Messman-Rucker is an Oakland-born journalist who now calls the Pacific Northwest her home. When she’s not writing about politics and queer pop culture, she can be found reading, hiking, or talking about horror movies with the Zombie Grrlz Horror Podcast Network.