25 FUNNIEST reactions to Rudy Giuliani's son accidentally writing Trump fan fiction

Now THIS is reporting. pic.twitter.com/wcjegfKg19

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 21, 2024

While former President Donald Trump’s hush-money trial feels like a horror show that will never end, it has brought us countless laughs as the MAGA leader falls asleep in court, says dumb things, and is photographed in embarrassing ways, but now Rudy Giuliani’s son is also cracking us up with his stupidity, and we couldn’t be happier!

The former Mayor of New York City’s son Andrew H. Giuliani has been been attending Trump’s trial and reporting what he witnesses on his X account (formerly Twitter), but unlike the many journalist who have been camped out in the courtroom, Andrew Giuliani’s account of events gets a little…creative.

Yesterday morning, he started off his post using fairly normal language, writing, “Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States and leading candidate to become the 47th President of the United States has exited the courtroom through the rear door.”

Then, things took a turn. “On the way out, he made eye contact with yours truly, giving a thumbs up with his pattoned, puckered lips look, signifying full confidence,” he wrote.

First of all, “pattoned” isn’t a word. He likely meant to write “patented,” which means that not only is he a suck-up who is clearly enamored with the Republican blowhard, but he’s also as unintelligent as Trump, who tried and failed to use “ambidextrous” in a sentence earlier this month. Second of all, his description of Trump’s lips reads more like something you’d find in a Danielle Steel novel or an A03 fanfic, not from someone who wants to be a political commentator.

Needless to say, the internet saw Andrew Giuliani’s bizarre and flowery language and roasted him mercilessly as only the internet can. Even Star Wars star Mark Hamill got in on the action by commenting, “pattoned?!” with the rolling on-the-floor laughing emoji. Another person wrote, “Is he trying to write some homoerotic Trump fan fiction there?” While someone else commented, “And in that moment, Andrew Giuliani reached full climax.”

We might be able to make it through the many Trump trials we have in store if the internet keeps dunking on him and his cronies like this!

Keep scrolling to see the hilarious reactions to Andrew Giuliani’s embarrassing post.

"pattoned" ?! 🤣

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) May 21, 2024

Is he trying to write some homoerotic Trump fan fiction there?

— Quentin J. Kennedy (@QuentinJKenned1) May 21, 2024

And in that moment, Andrew Giuliani reached full climax.

— Matt Jarbo (@mjarbo) May 21, 2024

More reporting: "Trump then continued to walk confidently through the courthouse. Stopping only to release gas, cry for a minute, and steal a few pens."

— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) May 21, 2024

Like their Dear Leader, even the cultists can’t spell.

— Tara Setmayer 🌻 (@TaraSetmayer) May 21, 2024

@AndrewHGiuliani maybe you can give Trump Conjugal Visits while he’s rotting in PRISON pic.twitter.com/iGDonkjHg6

— IlliniOrange86 🧡💙 (@Orange86Illini) May 21, 2024

So… this kid is the son of Rudy and Rudy’s cousin when they were married, right?

— GOPisComplicit now with parody/satire in title 🙄 (@GOPisComplicit) May 22, 2024

in the Uk we call this brown nosing

— Professor Danny Blanchflower economist & fisherman (@D_Blanchflower) May 21, 2024

Are we sure Trump didn't show him a differnt finger?

Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthousehttps://t.co/DQUFxKNnh0

— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) May 21, 2024

“Pattoned” ? https://t.co/7kHrC5srDe

— The Clear Cider 🦋 (@TheClearCider) May 21, 2024

Next level lip reading expert Andrew Giuliani

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) May 21, 2024

This pattoned puckered lip look? pic.twitter.com/TV9ccz3HtO

— Glen Carroll (@MrGlenCarroll) May 21, 2024

Sycophancy runs in the family. 🙄

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) May 21, 2024

Hey, whatever gives him warm fuzzies I guess. Weird, creepy, and obsessive, but whatever.

— 🌸 🐾 A to the Z 🐾🌸 (@A_tothe_Z_Amber) May 21, 2024

Andrew is a real wordsmith.

— Mike Farmer (@Farmer_L2) May 21, 2024

I don't think duck lips is patented. I see that all over the place.

— Jerrad Christian For Congress 2024 (@JerradChristian) May 21, 2024

No mention of his diaper

— Donald 🗽🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🌻 (@007__NIL) May 21, 2024

Kudos to the courtroom sketch artist for catching this historic moment 👉 pic.twitter.com/ogYc4ZdlMn

— David Ognibene (@DavidOgnibene) May 21, 2024

The rotten apple doesn't fall far....

— Bruno Amato (@BrunoAmato_1) May 21, 2024

Sounds like Andrew was turned on and prepared to drop to his knees.

— Shawn (@Shawn_in_TO) May 21, 2024

Andrew LOVES those puckered lips. #Trump pic.twitter.com/cf9RnqAkNB

— enrich12 (@enrich1212) May 21, 2024

pic.twitter.com/1k8mZeJiCh

— Michael Datsun (@fuller_sean) May 21, 2024

it is giving ALL of this... pic.twitter.com/TBoDHIW2af

— TrueWordsRSpoken (@TruWordsRSpoken) May 21, 2024

I'm not really into romance novels.

— Lance Whitney (@lancewhit) May 22, 2024

Chocolate starfish lips you mean

— Scott Friedman (@scottjf8) May 21, 2024