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20 Questions Gay Guys Have When They See a Go-Go Dancer
Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.
Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.
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At every gay club there is a go-go dancer and with every go-go dancer there is an onslaught of questions that funnel through your mind – about their life, their profession and their love interests.
Here are 20 questions that have definitely crossed your mind when coming in contact with a go-go boy.
1. Why can I not stop staring at him?
2. Is he staring at me?
3. Wait does that mean he thinks I’m cute?
4. Is he only giving me attention because he wants money?
5. Do you think he’s straight or gay?
6. Should I give him money?
7. Do you think he makes a lot of cash?
8. Why can’t normal boys look that good?
9. Wait, screw normal boys — why can’t I look that good?
10. I wonder if he’s paying his way through school?
11. If not, what’s he going to do when he’s old?
12. Is that his real package?!
13. Where is his mother? Does she know he does this?
14. How much money should I tip him?
15. Where do I put it?
16. Why is he so sweaty?
17. Why is he putting my hands there?!
18. What do I say, OMG, what do I say?
19. Is he giving me attention because he wants my money?
20. Am I in love?
