Serena Williams' ex-coach reads viral pole vaulter over his meaty tuck

On August 10, Ammirati made headlines when he attempted to clear the pole during the pole vaulting competition but wound up bonking his junk instead. While he actually knocked the pole off with his knees first, his own large pole — visible in his skin-tight blue uniform — whacked it as well.

Stubbs, a pro tennis player who coached Williams at the 2022 US Open, wasn’t the only person who thought Ammirati should turn to the world of drag for some advice on how to handle his now-infamous bulge. Gay comedian Guy Branum also had some words of wisdom, writing on X, “Drag Queens must start teaching pole vaulters to tuck.”

While Ammirati was likely crushed that being well endowed cost him an Olympic medal — though the internet disagrees — he did score a $250,000 offer from porn website CamSoda “in exchange for a 60-minute webcam show” featuring his impressive shaft, Page Six reports.

We’re thinking about starting a petition to have Stubbs be a commentator at the next Olympics so we get more gems like this!