Here Are the U.S. Men's Luge Team's Instagram Accounts (You're Welcome)

After a dickprint photograph of American luger and Olympic silver medalist Chris Mazdzer (wearing a skin-tight bodysuit that leaves little to the imagination) went viral, we couldn't stop ourselves from inquiring about the other fellows on Team USA's men's luge team.

Thanks to a ton of super in-depth and thorough research (i.e. Instagram stalking), we've come to the conclusion that luge is a wonderful sport with many, many handsome sportsmen—and America's Olympic team is proof of that. So meet the super-hunky members of the U.S. men's luge team, and give each of these dreamboats a follow on Instagram! (The thirst is real...)