Sarah Palin is getting divorced.
Yes, the same Sarah Palin who believes marriage is so sacred that only heterosexuals should be allowed to do it.
Palin’s husband, Todd, filed documents with the Anchorage Superior Court on Friday, saying an “incompatibility of temperament between the parties” as the reason.
While it’s a little awkward to be happy over someone else’s likely distress, it’s hard to lose too much sleep over the failed marriage of somebody who, during her time in politics, fought against the marriage rights of an entire group of people.
So without further ado, here are the best tweets about the upcoming Palin divorce.
\u201c"Family values" candidate Sarah Palin is getting a divorce, and I can see irony from my house.\u201d— Middle Age Riot (@Middle Age Riot) 1568074091
\u201cSarah Palin\u2019s husband filed for divorce. Guess he was looking for a little hopey changey?\u201d— bettemidler (@bettemidler) 1568067212
None— Christa Lee/Really Me & my front yard view\u2b06\ufe0f \ud83e\udd8b\ud83d\udc08 (@Christa Lee/Really Me & my front yard view\u2b06\ufe0f \ud83e\udd8b\ud83d\udc08) 1568066192
\u201cI\u2019m sliding into Sarah Palin\u2019s DMs.\u201d— Marie Connor (@Marie Connor) 1568060078
\u201cSarah Palin is officially going to be the most annoying person in hell\u201d— Lauren Duca (@Lauren Duca) 1568065832
\u201cIt\u2019s honestly funny to divorce Sarah Palin in 2019. That\u2019s like if your house burnt down 10 years ago and you\u2019re just now like \u201chey do you guys smell smoke or something?\u201d\u201d— Jess Dweck (@Jess Dweck) 1568124649
\u201cPossible Sarah Palin Tinder matches\n\n- Scott Baio\n- Antonio Sabato Jr.\n- Dildo shaped as an AR-15\n- A real AR-15\n- Ben Shapiro\n- A 50 gallon Hefty bag of shit\n- Jerry Falwell Jr\u2019s pool boy\n- A gold Swastika\n- A Bible with a dildo attached\n- Dan Crenshaw \n- Donald Trump\u201d— Tony Posnanski (@Tony Posnanski) 1568115685
\u201cRemember when the Palin's RAN to Chick-fil-A because they were SO pumped about protecting the sanctity of marriage? Hahaha. No hard feelings, guys. Divorce is a side best served with chicken.\u201d— Chris Dennis (@Chris Dennis) 1568077097
\u201cTodd Palin has filed for divorce from Sarah on the legal basis of "Have you met her? For our entire marriage I thought she was kidding. It's like a toaster fell into her hot tub. I'm asking for alimony, child support and ear plugs. I kept asking, 'Why can't you be Tina Fey?'"\u201d— Paul Rudnick (@Paul Rudnick) 1568070494
None— Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold. (@Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.) 1568065450
\u201cI just hope Sarah Palin can see a prenup from her house.\u201d— Charlotte Clymer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@Charlotte Clymer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1568060997
\u201cIf only we could all file papers indicating that we no longer want Sarah Palin in our life.\u201d— Evan DeSimone (@Evan DeSimone) 1568065959
None— TheOUTFront (@TheOUTFront) 1568068400
\u201creally sad abt all the horny old dudes in 2008 who\u2019s greatest fantasy was for sarah palin to be single and how none of them are alive to see it\u201d— Arturo Showbiz (@Arturo Showbiz) 1568061769
\u201cThe thing about Sarah Palin and her husband getting divorced is that these people have zero qualms w/ lecturing others on their private lives and calling our LGBTQ families unhealthy. So, while divorce is usually not a reason for mocking, my schadenfreude is high today.\u201d— Charlotte Clymer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@Charlotte Clymer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1568060835
Whoomp, there it is.
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LaVonnia Moore represents the PIerce County Public Library at an outdoor event.Courtesy LaVonnia Moore
