15 Times Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Was Muscle Daddy AF

Dwayne Johnson is a dad – like he literally has children. But in the gay world, Dwayne Johnson is a daddy (even if he did get the ire of some viewers up because of his buff lesbian joke at last week's MTV Movie Awards). He is larger than life on-screen, in the ring, and in person – so it’s no wonder that over time he’s acquired the nickname - Daddy Dwayne.

…Wait am I the only that calls him that? Regardless, here are 15 times Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson was so muscle daddy it hurt.

1. That time he was the spokesman for DILFs of Disneyland. 

2. When he was TWICE Channing Tatum's size...

3. and made even the buffest Zac Efron look like a mere twink. 

4. When his fashion statements embarrassed you.

5. Or when he tried out this daddy af goatee for a while. 

6. When he stretched and you almost fell out of your seat. 

7. That time he made you feel special even when you know he was v focused. 

8. The Rock doesn't wear boxers or briefs - he wears straight-up shorts. 

9. When his body was as smooth as his bald head. 

10. That time he tried to relate to you by singing Taylor Swift. Ugh, Daddy Dwayne you're SO embarrassing. 

11. Or when his pecs danced better than your whole body can. 

12. ALL of these times...OMG.

13. When he was at the gym but he was also feeling frisky. 

14. That time he was even too daddy for a wig. 

15. When he could easily bench more than you weigh. ...blindfolded, while standing on one foot, juggling burning torches.