Love&Sex
10 Silly Questions You Have Before the First Kiss
10 Silly Questions You Have Before the First Kiss
"Did I leave my lip balm at home?!?!?"
ZacharyZane_
July 06 2020 8:12 AM EST
December 09 2022 9:12 AM EST
By continuing to use our site, you agree to our Private Policy and Terms of Use.
10 Silly Questions You Have Before the First Kiss
"Did I leave my lip balm at home?!?!?"
A first kiss can happen anywhere: on a ski lift, under a waterfall, or at your front door. For some of us, first kisses happen in the form of a sloppy dance floor make out. Regardless, it should be magical and literally take your breath away.
Sometimes the time to kiss your crush is painfully obvious. It’s like they're holding a flashing neon sign above their head that reads "KISS ME." Other times, it can be a little more complicated, and you might have some questions before you lock lips. So you better think fast...
1. Is now the time?
He’s fiddling with his keys. His eyes are staring into yours. It might just be...
2. Why did I order extra onions at dinner?
Rookie mistake. #AmateurHour
3. Are my lips dry?
And, you left your chap stick at home. Damn it!
4. Should I lick my lips?? Just a little??
Whatever you do, don’t try to make it sexy.
5. His beard looks scratchy—will it give my face rug burn?
You don’t want your face to look all red and raw afterwards.
6. Should I go for the head grab/face touch?
They make it look so passionate in the movies.
7. What if he’s a bad kisser?
This night has been perfect. Please don’t ruin it.
8. Did I really need that last cigarette?
OK! OK! You’ll quit already.
9. What if he rejects me?
His loss. You’ll just have to plant your lips on someone else.
10. How am I this excited for a little kiss?
Because there's nothing better than kissing your crush!
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.