So Which State Has the Biggest Dicks?

Looking for a new place to move? Are you also a size queen? Well then you'll probably want to pay attention to a study that was released earlier this year comparing the average penis sizes of people in different states!

Bespoke Surgical recently conducted a national survey (about dicks) involving over 1,300 men across the country, and their results revealed a bunch of...interesting things. 

Bespoke found that the national average penis size comes in at around 6.4 inches (while erect), and the states with the biggest average penis sizes are as follows:

1.  Alabama: 7.44 inches

2.  Louisiana: 7.15 inches

3. Virginia: 7.00 inches

4. Vermont: 6.98 inches

5. Utah: 6.97 inches

"To us, there’s no such thing as a bad penis," the Bespoke study says. "You can be cut or uncut, have a slant or a curve, be a grower or a shower, be big or small, or even a little of everything in between, there’s one thing we can all agree on—every man should be proud of his penis."

"However, the question of size is something that comes up frequently with women and men, both straight and LGBTQ+. There are countless jokes about size, overcompensating, and men vastly overstating their size to others. This often leads to a lot of misinformation as well as potential negative self-esteem issues, especially when it comes to the gay community. The reality is that we are all individuals and with that comes different characteristics, and those differences should be celebrated."

They continue: 

"This data is not to shame any state or region, but to instead gain insight on how different areas compare in both their reported size and what they tell others...Please bear in mind that this is all self-reported data and is based entirely on the responses provided by the subjects of the study." 

So do these findings surprise you?? Are you now making plans to move to a new state?? (You know, strictly for scientific purposes.)

Read Bespoke Surgical's full size study here!