Alright ladies, lets talk about something many of us have never had or wanted in our mouths (mind out of the gutter, please)… dental dams. Dental dams are those awkward latex squares dentists sometimes use to make your time in their office even more unpleasant. But guess what, there is actually a fun and pleasurable use for these mysterious gizmos. Intrigued? I thought so.
These magical love sheets are actually a form of STD protection. *gasp* However, you don’t have to swallow, insert, fasten or wrap them. You just sort of have to lick them, and we all know we're already good at that. Okay, I’ll give it to you, they aren’t the sexiest form of protection but they are an absolute must when youre bringing home that girl you met two hours ago whose had a few too many.
Dental dams are easy to use. Remove the four inch square from the package and take a quick look to make sure there aren’t any holes (yes, there's also a joke in there).
Place it over your lover, ex lover, master or one night stand’s clit and vulva. You can actually make this hot by using your fingers to trace her clit as you position it. Personally I like the way it feels sans lube but hey, to each her own.
Obviously, if you’re going to lube it up you’ll squirt a dab of water-based product on the side of the dental dam that touches your partner's delicates, not on the side your tongue is going to be trashing. I think you know what to do after its in place.
Dental dams also come in a variety of flavors: banana, strawberry, vanilla, etc.
I know some of you only want them if they come soaked in vodka -- I get it. I’ve written letters to no avail. Alas, dental dams are a great way of decreasing the risk of STI’s (did you know you can actually get those in your throat too? Yech!) and keeping you and your lady safe. So next time you’re in for a root canal you can smirk knowing what you used them for last night. They can be purchased nearly anywhere you would find other forms of contraception.
