You can have the greatest girlfriend in the world. She goes to the store at midnight to buy you cramp-relieving cookies while you agonizing through your period.
She listens to you complain about your boss for the 50th time this week, and sits tolerates your Lady Gaga obsession even though she’s more of an Arcade Fire girl. But, don't be fooled.
You’re still going to have to deal with bullshit texts every now and again. And, here are 16 cats that summarize your reaction to said bullshit texts.


Cool.


No comment.


Oh good, I'm so glad it's fine.


OK, my ass. Where's my helmet? Shits about to get real.


Bummer.


WHAT?!?!!!


Ew.


But, why?


Can you please just throw out a few places?


(Yes, you do) How about Burma Superstar?


OK, we can just not eat dinner then.


Who are you?


Hahaha! I didn't ask you though.


You're dead to me.


Excuse me?


Be on my side, OMG.


Blasphemy!


*~*questioning everything*~*