A circuit party is an all-night gay rave of sorts where men (and a sprinkle of women) gather to dance the night away. Usually dark, usually sweaty, and usually without much clothing, a circuit party is definitely an acquired taste...but a taste that many end up craving.
Let’s face it, you’re probably here because you already know you’re a circuit queen at heart, but for those of you that aren’t quite sure, let me help out with these 17 signs.
1. You know every lyric: "Dun ka dun ka, dun ka dun ka, dun ka dun ka."
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2. Your wardrobe has seen an increase in colorful booty shorts and jock straps...
3. Oh, and those tall gym socks
4. The last call at the bar is actually your pre-grame
5. Your attraction to shoes is entirely based on how thick the tongue is
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6. You constantly struggle to determine whether it’s still today or if it’s actually tomorrow
7. Wearing a shirt at a club is concept you’re no longer familiar with
8. Sweat is the new black
9. 6am is your new happy hour
10. Actually, it’s a shock if you leave the club and the sun is NOT out
11. Your holy trinity of accessories include your fanny pack...
12. ...your fan (which is rarely used for fanning but instead for clacking)...
13. ...and your whistle *screeeeeechhhhhh* *crowd cheers*
14. You consider briefs to be "conservative"
15. You spend a major portion of your going-out budget on $8 water bottles
16. You never do cardio because dancing is the only cardio you need
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17. It never fails that although you're content with your body in the real world, you're sure to be insecure inside the circuit world.
