Literally Just a Bunch of People Thirsting for Captain America's Ass

Now that the Avengers: Endgame spoiler ban is lifted, let's talk about the most important part of the film: Steve Rogers' booty.

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The spoiler ban on Marvel Studios' record-smashing superhero film Avengers: Endgame was finally lifted today, and before we even think about diving deep for a review, we wanted to first take a moment to highlight the movie's biggest asset: Captain America's ass.

One of Endgame's best reccurring jokes was how well Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) filled out his super suit, especially in the rear parts, and to say the internet was thristing for a bite of Cap's peach is an understatement...

\u201cdo u guys know why she\u2019s called peggy\u201d
— jong li (@jong li) 1556371149

\u201cCaptain America tried sneaking up on Thanos but he\u2019s dummy thicc and the clap of America\u2019s Ass cheeks alerted Thanos to his position\u201d
— cal? (@cal?) 1556549276

\u201cDoing stealth missions with Captain America is pretty much impossible. Being the dummy thicc boi that he is, he'll keep alerting the enemies with the claps of his ass cheeks \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\ude14.\u201d
— fluffy (@fluffy) 1556463083

\u201cWe will forever stan Captain America\u2019s Ass. \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc99 #AvengersEndgame\u201d
— Yara (@Yara) 1556387321

\u201cThis is ant man admiring Captain America\u2019s ass and tony just trying to get the job done\u201d
— rose\ud83e\uddf8\ud83c\udf40 (@rose\ud83e\uddf8\ud83c\udf40) 1556465116

\u201cabsolutely no one:\n\nsteve rogers:\u201d
— \ud835\udc1a\ud835\udc27\ud835\udc1d\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc1e \u238a (@\ud835\udc1a\ud835\udc27\ud835\udc1d\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc1e \u238a) 1556353073

\u201cCaptain America: H-\n\nEvery Avenger:\u201d
— CEO of Horny Inc\u2122\ufe0f\ud83c\udf1f\ud83c\udf0c (@CEO of Horny Inc\u2122\ufe0f\ud83c\udf1f\ud83c\udf0c) 1556331520

\u201c#AvengersEndgame\n\nCaptain America's ass: *exist* \n\nEveryone:\u201d
— \u272asinister (goth) type\u272a (@\u272asinister (goth) type\u272a) 1556452268

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— Metalloud (@Metalloud) 1556634293

\u201cliterally nobody: \n\nscott lang talking about captain america\u2019s ass: https://t.co/XQZvB2iCA4\u201d
— half excellent (@half excellent) 1556814834

\u201cidk what happened in endgame bc i couldn\u2019t hear any of the dialogue over the deafening clap of steve rogers\u2019 ass cheeks\u201d
— paul rudd (@paul rudd) 1556746609

\u201cme: :(\n\nSteve Rogers:\n\n* \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 * \ud83c\udf51. \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 * . * \ud83c\udf51 \n . \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 * . * . .\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\n* * America\u2019s Ass *. . *. \n * \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 . * * . \ud83c\udf51 *. \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 *\n \ud83c\udf51 . * \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 . * . \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 .\n\nme: :)\u201d
— charlotte\u2022 (@charlotte\u2022) 1556840636