Avengers: Endgame Fans Think Ant-Man Kills Thanos by Expanding in His A*s

Yes, you read that headline correctly! Ant-Man just might defeat Thanos in the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie by crawling up his butthole...or so the internet wants to believe. 

Ant-Man's powers include shrinking to minuscule proportions and expanding up to 60 feet tall. Theoretically, Ant-Man could climb up Thanos' purple poop shoot, supersize himself, and destroy his entire body, right?

Paul Rudd doesn't think so. The theory might've originated as a joke on Reddit but has tickled so many prostates that it has taken on a life of its own; a journalist even brought the premise directly to Rudd himself. 

"If there's one thing we learned from Infinity War," says Rudd. "It's that Thanos can take a lot of punishment."

A true power bottom!

Regardless of its plausibility, the internet is running with the theory in glee. The memes are here, and they're hysterical:

Now we just have to wait till April 26 to see if Thanos gets his prostate flicked!