Yes, you read that headline correctly! Ant-Man just might defeat Thanos in the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie by crawling up his butthole...or so the internet wants to believe.
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Ant-Man's powers include shrinking to minuscule proportions and expanding up to 60 feet tall. Theoretically, Ant-Man could climb up Thanos' purple poop shoot, supersize himself, and destroy his entire body, right?
Paul Rudd doesn't think so. The theory might've originated as a joke on Reddit but has tickled so many prostates that it has taken on a life of its own; a journalist even brought the premise directly to Rudd himself.
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"If there's one thing we learned from Infinity War," says Rudd. "It's that Thanos can take a lot of punishment."
A true power bottom!
Regardless of its plausibility, the internet is running with the theory in glee. The memes are here, and they're hysterical:
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\u201cant-man when he changes size in thanos\u2019 ass\u201d— Eddy Burback (@Eddy Burback) 1553368535
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Now we just have to wait till April 26 to see if Thanos gets his prostate flicked!
