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19 Legally Blonde GIFs That Perfectly Illustrate Bottoming for the First Time
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19 Legally Blonde GIFs That Perfectly Illustrate Bottoming for the First Time
In our experience, it has a 98% success rating of getting a man…and when used appropriately, an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation – it’s called, bottoming.
Please join us on this emotional roller coaster, known as bottoming, as told through the lens of the seminal classic, Legally Blonde.
1. So you're finally ready - and you can't wait to tell your friends the news!
2. "You're going to bottom?!" they ask.
3. You study up, prepare, and have all the necessary supplies on hand.
4. You're ready!
5. Foreplay begins, and you see what he's working with.
6. ...and it's significantly bigger than what he told you.
7. But you man-up, hop-on...and BAM!
8. It's in.
9. It hurts.
10. You slowly start to panic - but try not to show it on your face.
11. You talked yourself up...only to let yourself down.
12. You're a top - and you're never trying this again.
13. An identity crisis quickly follows.
14. As he asks you to switch positions.
15. BUT THEN...It actually starts to feel good.
16. Like REALLY good.
17. And quickly you're doing things you never thought possible.
18. Then, when it's all said and done - you're so damn proud of yourself.
19. As you look at your partner with pride.
Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.
Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.