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7 Gay Ways to Celebrate #CowAppreciationDay

7 Gay Ways to Celebrate #CowAppreciationDay

7 Gay Ways to Celebrate #CowAppreciationDay
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Chick-fil-A has dubbed today #CowAppreciationDay. And because we all love to chow down on Chick-fil-A, here are the 7 gayest ways to celebrate this spotted holiday:

1. Watch Brokeback Mountain.

Sure, technically, they were sheep farmers, but people still refer to this movie as the "gay cowboy movie." So, just go with it.

Brokeback Mountain

2. Screw your diet and eat a hamburger.

Come on, you can take a cheat day. I mean, how often does #CowAppreciationDay come around? (No, seriously, how often?)

Burger

3. Drink your milk.

But try to do a better job of swallowing than Zachary Quinto.

Zachary Quinto Milk

4. Wear your favorite cow prints.

Because you know you have some, buried deep in your closet somewhere.

Cow G-String

5. Grab life by the balls.

Life's too short. Make the most of it. Even if it means, well, whatever this is:

6. Have a cow.

It's ok, let loose, vent a little. If there's a more appropriate day to have a cow, we don't know what it is.

Having a Cow

7. Have an udderly great day.

Whatever you do to celebrate, remember, today's a gift. Don't cry over spilt milk.

Udder

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Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.

Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.