MAGA 'alpha male' Andrew Tate's hairline inspires a brutally funny new meme

Mysogynistic “alpha male” influencer Andrew Tate may have just been released from house arrest by a Romanian court, pending the outcome a criminal investigation, but he’s been unable to escape the brutal and emasculating memes on social media.

The anti-LGBTQ+ “manosphere” personality is facing allegations of trafficking minors, sexual intercourse with a minor, and money laundering. Combine those charges with the toxic brand of masculinity Tate peddles to young men, and the internet seems to delight in cutting him down to size.

That’s exactly what happened yesterday when an intrepid X (formerly Twitter) user posted a meme featuring side-by-side photos of Tate and a lollipop covered in hair with the simple yet effective caption, “Alpha.” This is especially funny considering how much stock he puts into being a so-called “alpha male.”

The meme quickly went viral — it’s been viewed close to a million times at the time of publication — with people running to the comment section to dunk on Tate. From people joking that their “balls have better coverage” to saying he looks “like a mid-transition werewolf” to someone quipping that “Bro looks like he’s going backwards through evolution,” the jokes were coming in fast and furious.

Keep scrolling to see the funniest reactions to Tate’s bald head being compared to a hair-covered sucker.

"No wonder he shaved his head. My balls have better coverage."

"Nonceferatu."

"One's his head and the other is his testicle?"

"Looking like a mid-transition werewolf"

"Bro looks like he’s going backwards through evolution"

"The lolly pop has a better chin"

"The Pubesicle"

"Alpha"

"…. he makes woman moist?"

"Alfalfa"

"The hairy lollipop still looks nicer than that 'alpha'"

"It's uncanny"

"Whoever posted this was being very generous"

"Alpha; An early version of a program or application, typically unstable"

"I can’t spot the difference"

"Uncanny resemblance "

"Too much hair on the lollipop"

"Looks like the missing link"

"Why did you post separate pictures of two testicles total?"

"I didn't need to see either of Andrew Tate's testicles in full HD colour."

"Why is there just two pictures of the same person?"

"Thanks i cant unsee this now"

"Last thing I wanted to see today was a pubepop."