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The British Broadcasting Corporation has apologized for a tasteless, homophobic "joke" about "curing" a lesbian anchor broadcast on the network's Radio 5 Live program Fighting Talk on Saturday.

Actress Evan Rachel Wood (Mildred Pierce, True Blood) became the latest celebrity to comment on Miley Cyrus’ dramatic new haircut, but what she says was just a joke may not have gone quite as planned.

Daniel Tosh—the frat-boy-like 37-year-old “funnyman” behind Comedy Central’s Tosh.0—is not known for his sophisticated humor. Many of the jokes on his show are of the boob/dick variety, and there’s no shortage of lame gay skits. Anyway, he is what he is.

Comedian Kathy Griffin is becoming the go-to gal for playing lesbian on TV these days. First Griffin played a strident lesbian activist in a fairly offensive to lesbians episode of Law & Order: SVU and now she's slated to guest star as a lesbian on the NBC comedy Whitney, starring Griffin’s pal Whitney Cummings.

Rosie O'Donnell has fired back at fellow comedian-talk show host David Letterman's jokes about her engagement, commenting on his recent sex scandal and suggesting he might be antigay.

Our gracious lesbian fave Ellen DeGeneres issued an apology to Apple after airing a parody of an iPhone commercial Monday. The hysterical short segment showed the talk show host unable to use the tricky iphone applications. In an attempt to text, she accidentally sent a test to wife, Portia de Rossi. Ellen went on to give an apology to Apple co-founder Steve Jobs for making it seem like the iPhone is hard to use. "I love my iPad, I love my iPod." Watch the hysterical mock ad here. 

Writer and lesbian guru Diana Cage encourages us all to enjoy our butts more since Uranus jokes have lately permeated the media. 'Barney Frank is gay, and that means he rules Uranus. Haha. Funny. Get it? Uranus? Like, as in, your butt? Haha, butts! I'm thinking that Uranus jokes are kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel, even for Rush Limbaugh. But he just keeps making them. They guy just loves a reference to buttsecks, what can you do?'

Seventies star Maureen McCormick, who made Marcia Brady a household name, claims that her Brady Bunch costar Eve Plumb refused a stint on Oprah over McCormick’s years-old joke that the small-screen sisters had a lesbian affair.

The blogs are in an uproar over President Barack Obama's 'gay joke' at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Recently out lesbian and wickedly funny woman Wanda Sykes opened the evening. Despite the milestone of a gay woman opening the evening, blogs are abuzz regarding Obama's gay marriage joke concerning his friend and adviser David Axelrod.