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“I feel like I’m going through the WORST breakup of my life.”
This past summer, annoying right-wing bobblehead influencer and Starbucks terrorist Christian Walker announced he was leaving Los Angeles in favor of the red state of Florida.
“California has been ruined by the left,” the 22-year-old tweeted at the time. “They punish hard work and reward bad behavior. I’m off to somewhere that supports my values and protects its residents. SEE YOU IN MIAMI, DESANTIS-LAND, FLORIDA.”
Walker has continued shitting on LA even after the move. “Moved to Florida from California not even two months ago, and dang… it feels nice to not have to worry about stepping in human poop on the street when I go for a walk,” he tweeted last week. Walker has even taken photos with Ron Desantis, the republican governor responsible for the passing of the Don’t Say Gay bill, like he’s a celebrity.
But according to some of his more recent posts, it looks look Florida isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.
Teary-eyed, voice cracking, with his hand covering his face, Walker told his half a million followers that the red state isn’t what he dreamt it to be. “I just got my stuff so quick and left. I thought, ‘F this place, I’m never going wanna come back. I hate it here.’ But like if I could snap my fingers, ohmygosh I would go back.”
The next Instagram story was accompanied by a posed photo of himself and read, “I feel like I’m going through the WORST breakup of my life. That’s the best way to describe the feeling. I love LA so much so I’m heartbroken. I’m sure this is a transition period and I’ll feel better soon. See you at Starbucks tomorrowwwww.”
@nicholas.politics So much for moving out of the “hell hole wasteland” of California??? #christianwalker #miamiflorida #california #conservativelgbtq #redstate #greenscreen
The videos have vanished from Walker’s story but were screenshot and shared on TikTok. The comments are absolutely roasting him; “He realized conservatives only like him as an online token and not irl lmao,” one reads. “Almost like he was sheltered in CA and FL is showing him the truth of ppl with similar mindsets to him,” reads another.
Despite Walker’s outburst, he’s already back to his old ways. Just yesterday he updated his fans with a photo of him and his mom. “Sorry can’t talk, me and my mom are in the G-Wagon laughing about blue-haired liberals.”
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Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!
Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!
