A Gay Man’s Guide to Sugar Daddies

The dating scene can be tough, but nothing can compare you for the lifestyle of being a Sugar Baby (the recipient of a Sugar Daddy). If you dare to dip into the sugar bowl, it’s important to know what you’re up against. Some will find themselves knee-deep in a situation with a Sugar Daddy unexpectedly, while others chase the lifestyle for a living.

To help all of the aspiring Sugar Babies out there, here’s a quick guide to a few Daddies you may meet along the way!

The Silver Fox

Brace yourself. The two of you have just locked eyes and for reasons that are quite obvious, you don’t want to look away. The Silver Fox is prime real estate when it comes to Sugar Daddies. He is overtly handsome, stylish, and a smooth talker (all of which you’ll come to realize within the first few minutes of conversation). He may be over the hill, but he is still in his prime. He has a ton of money and has no problem elevating your style to his, no matter the cost. 

He wants your undivided attention when he wants it and not a second later. So this may be the guy for you if you’re willing to drop what you’re doing for him. 

The JFK

At first sight, you’re not even sure if he’s Sugar Daddy material. He looks so young and dresses like he could be your older brother, not your father! But don’t let his looks fool you—his money is what’s keeping him young. He lives well below his means (so you wouldn’t even know he’s loaded), but more than anything, he is looking for a companion. Someone he can fill his passport and explore unforeseen sights with. If you’re adventurous and sporty, this is the guy for you. 

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Big Daddy

Big Daddy is a boss. He’s overly protective and extremely possessive of you. He cares for you dearly but may not be able to articulate it so well, so he’d just rather drown you in gifts. He gets off on taking care of you and making sure all your needs are met. But be warned: he doesn’t like to hear "no" and isn’t a fan of rain checks, so when he calls, you better answer.

The John

You probably found him you on a match-making site (or worse, a dating app). He’s more interested in your sugar than what you have to say. He probably even has several different nicknames for you. Not because of how cute you are or how infatuated he is with you, but because he has so many of "you" he can’t keep up. He could possibly be married or maybe even have children, but you wouldn’t know. Talking isn't on the list of things the two of you do together. 

The CEO

He is well connected and VERY generous. He will routinely surprise you with jewelry, clothes, bags, the latest technology, and, of course, designer black underwear!

But don’t be fooled: it's all just to compensate for his emotional unavailability. He has a high profile career and has no time for small talk or interest in how your day went. He is more interested in his life and his climb to the top. He’s a smart man and recognizes what the two of you can do for each other. So if you’re willing to trade conversation for entrance to some of the most exclusive lounges and restaurants and the opportunity to build a name for yourself socially, this is your guy! 

The Divorcée

He’s new to the scene and may even be a little tender about it. Recently divorced but between alimony, child support, and lawyer's fees, he still has money to spend on you. At first, he probably won’t want anything too serious, but if you’re patient with him, you may find yourself a spouse.

The Rob

Rob is damaged. He is emotionally unstable, but that doesn’t get in the way of him falling head over heels for you, fast. He will throw wads of money and gifts at you in an effort to "woo" your loyalty and affection. Be warned: he is more of a baby and less of a Daddy. You’ll practically spend the majority of your time raising him. So if you’re up for that, he could be your guy. If not, a couple months with Rob and a few cars later wouldn’t be the worst thing, right? 

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The Statesman

You decide to attend a local charity event, and good thing you did, because there is where you meet The Statesman. He’s sporting a charcoal, double-breasted suit and a million dollar smile. 

It’s tough to engage in a conversation with him because his phone is constantly ringing, but neither of you cares. Being in each other’s presence is more than enough. At first, you’re not quite sure what he does for a living. He never wants to talk about work, so you take matters into your own hands and jump on Google. Even after a few searches, you’re still not sure, but you do know he’s tied to quite a few political figures and is very charitable. Appearance means a lot to him, so he’s willing to up your style, all in the name of optics.

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PDA isn’t his thing, since he would very much like to keep his personal life and work life separate. So, if you can deal with back-alley meetings and dinners in barely lit restaurants in trade for being chauffeured in a Lincoln Town Car, he’s your guy.

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The Clint

Clint wants someone he can roll around in the mud with. Literally.

He owns a ranch somewhere in the west and also has a couple of acres of land in the south. Between the two, he has a ton of horses, dogs, crops, and chickens. He’s looking for a man who isn’t afraid to use their hands and who potentially isn’t afraid of guns (that isn’t an innuendo for body parts either). 

With a flair for hunting and rifles, he’ll expect you to know how to hold a steady hand and pull the trigger. So if chaps, cowboy boots, and straddling horses (among other things) sound like fun to you, he’s your Daddy.