11 Things To Not Put On Your Online Dating Profile

Online dating is an emotional roller coaster. Between girls messaging you for everything from hookups to long distance relationships it can get a bit complex and frustrating. It becomes even more frustrating when all the wrong girls are finding you. There is certainly no exact science to online dating, but there are a few rules to live by on what NOT to put in your profile. 

11. Your secret collection of vintage yo-yos.

10. Your guilty pleasure watching Kardashian marathons.

9. The list of celebrity women you would cheat with.

8. The picture of you with your 5 hottest friends. 

7. The who, what, and where of your sex life.

6. Whining about your dog/cat/best friend/mother or anything else. Keep this a positive place.

5. How many times you have u-hauled.

4. Every one night stand you've ever had. 

3. Your obsession with your cat.

2. Information that is too personal. If you wouldn't tell your coworker your worst childhood fear you definitely shouldn't tell your online dating profile.  

1.  Your dependence on your ex as your on-call handy girl to fix every lightbulb that goes out.