Is Gabby Windey trying to break us? Her steamy IG pics push us to the brinkGreg Doherty/Getty Images; ShutterstockLet’s be very clear. We love Gabby Windey for her mind. The Bachelor star breakout turned Traitor's champ, turned lesbian thought leader via her podcast Long Winded, is one of the funniest, brightest, and sharpest iconoclasts in the lesbian zeitgeist right now.
Yes, we live for her and we live for her love story with her “husband” Robby Hoffman. Everything about their romance and wedding is the exact kind of wholesome sapphic chaos that makes us believe in love and root for their happily ever after.
Also, her commentary on feminism, sex, the failings of men, and just her general contrarian takes on, well, everything is exactly the kind of charmingly disruptive and thought-provoking discourse that we crave.
She is a true, unapologetic original.
So when we say we are looking respectfully, we mean it. But my God, Gabby. Are you actually trying to break us and send us into a sapphic spiral so deep, so profound, so very thirsty, that we will never return but rather collapse under the gravitational weight of our longing like a dying star of sapphic yearning?
Because that is what is going to happen if she keeps posting photos like this on main.
That being said, we highly recommend you keep scrolling, you know, in the name of sapphic science.
Respectfully.
Noodles and whale tail? We're only human Ms. Windey.
Queen of our booster club.
Mom and Dad.
Sunny side u... oh my god... the spiral has begun...
