8 Reasons Car Sex Is Nothing Like That Scene From Titanic

Sweat is dripping down your windows. The car is fogging up. The thrill of getting caught has your heart racing. Sex in a car has all the necessary components to make it the perfect sexual encounter. While it sounds like it beats doing it in a boring old bed, here are some of the unfortunate realities of the situation.

1. No such thing as a perfect spot 
I guess the corner of the Walmart parking lot will have to do.  

2. Not enough space 
Nothing takes you more out of the moment than repeatedly bumping your head against the windshield.

3. It gets hot and muggy 
A steamy car may sound sexy, but it loses appeal when you start sticking it to your partner.

4. The positions are limited 
Crunched missionary. Is that a thing?

5. The car reeks afterwards 
Try returning your mom’s car to her with that smell.

6. Fluids stain the car 
...Gross...

7. You could get arrested.... 
There’s nothing like the terrifying sound of a cop’s fist banging against the window while you and your boo are butt naked.

8. Can’t cuddle comfortably afterwards 
And isn’t cuddling the best part?