Christian Walker Flees California After Run-Ins With Kehlani, Elvira

Christian Walker is fleeing California, and people are already throwing credit to Kehlani and Elvira for running him out.

The conservative influencer, who spends his time overreacting to the most innocuous things on TikTok, announced his intention to leave the blue state for Florida with a photo of himself holding an uninspired sign and a catty tweet.

“I’M ESCAPING CALIFORNIA AND MOVING TO FLORIDA!!” he wrote. “California has been ruined by the left. They punish hard work and reward bad behavior. I’m off to somewhere that supports my values and protects [its] residents.”

As a TikToker who thrives on rage-baiting, it’s unclear what “hard work” Walker may have done that’s been “punished,” and one would think rewarding bad behavior would be a positive to someone whose entire business model relies on that.

Maybe it was California’s decision to “punish” hard work by raising the minimum wage to $15.50 per hour next year while Florida stays at $11.00 that sent Walker over the edge. Or maybe it was just that he was planning on moving and decided to use it as an opportunity to curry favor with his extremist followers by lashing out and sowing more division.

Or, as several have suggested, maybe it was his recent encounters with both Kehlani and Elvira that sent the TikToker packing.

The run-in with Kehlani, which only saw Walker coming out looking like an absolute tool as he harassed them in their car at Starbucks, was documented (by him!) and shared online (by him!) before going massively viral. 

A mere week later, a Twitter post assigning a bunch of public figures to theoretical lunch tables and asking which table folks would choose had queer horror icon Elvira, who was in the original mock-up “seated” at a table with Walker and Mariah Carey,” throwing some serious shade.

People applauded all of these things as they happened, noting that Walker’s persistently aggressive and rude tactics as he stumps for conservatives trying to take away human rights have warranted the negative responses he now gets. And folks were just as ready to bring these embarrassing moments for the TikToker back up in the wake of his big announcement.

Anyway, someone should probably tell Walker that Miami actually went blue in the last presidential election. As for California, we are more than happy to see him go.

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