Dune and Ex Machina actor Oscar Isaac has given the internet another reason to thirst over him.
The Star Wars star teamed up Oscar winner Marisa Tomei for a dramatic reading of Alan Browne’s one-act play, Beiruit, as a part of the MCC Theater’s Virtual Events series. The two played their roles expertly over a video chat and audiences bought tickets to watch.
\u201cOne of my favorite theaters in NYC, @MCCTheater, is doing a very powerful reading of Beirut with @MarisaTomei + Oscar Isaac tonight.\n\nThe play written in the 80's is about two people trying to survive a pandemic in a futuristic United States. Damn, how relevant it is today.\u201d— Michael Skolnik (@Michael Skolnik) 1588119809
Well naturally, someone was recording the performance, and bits of Isaac's naughty lines have made their way into every crevice of the internet.
Isaac Hive, we're eating good today!
\u201coscar isaac didn\u2019t have to look THAT good during the beirut live reading but here we are\u201d— \u1d00\u029f\u1d07x. \ud83c\udf42 (@\u1d00\u029f\u1d07x. \ud83c\udf42) 1588122716
\u201cliving for the energy of marisa tomei's hoops and oscar isaac's whiskey glass #BeirutReading\u201d— no_detective (@no_detective) 1588118969
\u201cWHY IS OSCAR ISAAC SAYING THIS!?!?!? I CANNOT!!! SIR I NEED THE CONTEXT!!!\u201d— Lil Turul (@Lil Turul) 1588211393
\u201cSo we all agree that Oscar Issac and Marisa Tomei should be in a movie together now, right? Right.\u201d— Nerd Girl Says (@Nerd Girl Says) 1588211747
Fans then proceeded to get thirstier and thirstier...
\u201cdid not know I wanted to watch Marisa Tomei flirt with Oscar Isaac (who mimes slapping her ass) on Zoom for the sake of *art* but my god\u201d— Jenna Amatulli (@Jenna Amatulli) 1588198642
\u201c\u201cYou slut, gimme that. Gimme that shit!\u201d is what I want Oscar Isaac to say to me every day\u201d— Erik Anderson (@Erik Anderson) 1588194065
None— sam is a hag (@sam is a hag) 1588191704
\u201coscar isaac saying \u201cand then, come back home and FUCK\u201d on repeat\u201d— abbi (@abbi) 1588120435
\u201cI'm mostly gay but I swear this gonna be me if I ever get a crack at Oscar Isaac, gottdamn\u201d— Mermazing (@Mermazing) 1588135231
\u201cI love this picture because it looks like (1) I was FaceTiming with Oscar Isaac and (2) that he was thoroughly annoyed with me the whole time, both of which are deeply erotic 2 me\u201d— "Erin" "Murphy" (@"Erin" "Murphy") 1588129821
Oh internet, never change.
