Lil Nas X Comes Out As Straight (As An April Fools Joke, Of Course)

"Old Town Road" rapper Lil Nas X, who came out as gay last Pride Month, has come out again as heterosexual in a harrowing tweet in the wee hours of April 1st. 

"I was never gay. I said it to build up fuel for April Fools day. Ha got u guys."

Wow, he really did get us. The supportive replies quickly flowed in. "Really funny Lil Nas. Not. Never listening to the horse song again. Lost a loyal fan," said one fan. Another wrote, "Coming out as straight is so brave."

Nas stood up for heterosexuals everywhere with his moving reply. "It’s hard but somebody has to take a stand and lead the others straight people afraid to be themselves." He proves his straight identity with follow up tweets asking, "where the hoes at" and if he can kiss one of his fans so he can "find out" his sexuality.

Thankfully, Lil Nas X's day of realizing things was short-lived.

Bless. The gays stay winning.