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Orlando Bloom's Short Shorts (& Butt) Are Making Us Thirsty AF
Who gave Orlando the right to be walking around with all those assets?!?!?
Pirates of the Caribbean star and Katy Perry's beau Orlando Bloom apparently isn't shy about showing off everything his mama gave him! Even after blessing the world back in 2016 with some vacation pics that left nothing (and we mean NOTHING) to the imagination, he's still out there doing the lord's work of keeping everyone thirsty AF, and for that, we have no choice but to stan!
Entertainment gossip and news website Just Jared captured some casual paparazzi pics of the 43-year-old British heartthrob running some errands and grabbing some coffee over the past weekend in Los Angeles, and while that normally wouldn't be something to write home about, it was his um...attire that piqued some interests from some internet stans.
None— Blair (@Blair) 1606218814
Yes, a responsible, face-masked Daddy Bloom was showing off all of his best assets in a pair of black athletic short shorts that again, left little to the imagination...and as expected, Twitter had a field day.
\u201c\u201cYou have my sword!\u201d\n\u201cAnd my bow!\u201d\n\u201cAnd my ass!\u201d\u201d— Boy Apocalypse (@Boy Apocalypse) 1606238298
None— stalliontwink \u2764\ufe0f\u200d\ud83d\udd25 (@stalliontwink \u2764\ufe0f\u200d\ud83d\udd25) 1606222049
\u201cOrlando Bloom:\n\nUs:\u201d— Ben Yahr (@Ben Yahr) 1606236364
None— dean (@dean) 1606277619
\u201c@ orlando bloom I\u2019m in need\u201d— not nico (@not nico) 1606236044
None— MRTN (@MRTN) 1606232222
\u201cThinking ab Orlando Bloom\u2019s ass\u201d— Passing as a top (@Passing as a top) 1606242595
None— Stacey Harkey (@Stacey Harkey) 1606241246
\u201cYou know what, when I was younger...I never got how Orlando Bloom was some type of heartthrob or a thing...but Chille, today is a different story. It\u2019s clicking today!!\ud83e\udd75\u201d— \ud83e\udeacUltimate Svengali\ud83d\udd2e (@\ud83e\udeacUltimate Svengali\ud83d\udd2e) 1606247307
On behalf of peach lovers everywhere, we thank you for your service, Mr. Bloom.
Raffy is a Los Angeles-based writer, editor, video creator, critic, and digital director of Out Magazine. The former editor-in-chief of PRIDE, he is also a die-hard Rihanna and Sailor Moon stan who loves to write about all things pop culture, entertainment, and identities. Follow him on Instagram (@raffyermac) and Twitter (@byraffy), and subscribe to his YouTube channel.
Raffy is a Los Angeles-based writer, editor, video creator, critic, and digital director of Out Magazine. The former editor-in-chief of PRIDE, he is also a die-hard Rihanna and Sailor Moon stan who loves to write about all things pop culture, entertainment, and identities. Follow him on Instagram (@raffyermac) and Twitter (@byraffy), and subscribe to his YouTube channel.
