Jonathan Van Ness Taught Tiffany Haddish How to Douche & I'm Crying

This week's shocking episode of Game of Thrones has reduced the fandom to rubble—and Jonathan Van Ness and Tiffany Haddish are in shambles just like we are. 

The two hilarious stars kiki in Van Ness' recap series Gay of Thrones and eventually the topic turns to "hoe baths," where you wash up just a tiny bit before your "dick appointment arrives."

"We can't do that," says Van Ness. "It's our butts. You got to introduce her to a half a gallon of warm water, honey." 

To the shock of Haddish, Van Ness describes in hilarious detail about the very gay process of making sure the "doo doo" doesn't come out.  

The rest of the recap is pretty funny too. 

Watch "The Lust War" below: