Warning: you should only read through this article with some water at the ready to drown yourself in...'cause Chris Hemsworth is making us thirsty AF!
Our resident god of thunder posted some selfies in the wilderness, making friends with a local Quokkas (a member of the kangaroo family), all while giving new meaning to the phrase, "sun's out, buns out."
\u201cChris Hemsworth befriended a tiny marsupial, a macropod in the kangaroo and wallaby family? Cool. Let\u2019s talk about that back arch cause I have question!\u201d— \u039evan Ross Katz (@\u039evan Ross Katz) 1552774228
What started as some wholesome family outdoors time, has since turned into a Twitter firestorm, complete with gays worldwide slipping out of their chairs.
\u201cYeen gotta tell me - I know this pussy be YANKIN \u201d— scorned by sissy cock (@scorned by sissy cock) 1552833863
\u201cNature is beautiful!\u201d— You go Fuecoco! (@You go Fuecoco!) 1552773995
\u201cIt's meeting the man of your dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife.\u201d— Karen Peterson \ud83d\ude37 (@Karen Peterson \ud83d\ude37) 1552662594
\u201cThor is a vers power bottom\u201d— HottyToddyAlum (@HottyToddyAlum) 1552669479
None— Lucas Dell (@Lucas Dell) 1552717538
\u201cChris Hemsworth is a natural bottom.\u201d— No-awa-ka-tito (Activista decunstruide) (@No-awa-ka-tito (Activista decunstruide)) 1552756914
\u201cChris Hemsworth, a straight man, single-handedly one-up\u2019d every single bottom in the gay community\u201d— the elusive matteuse (@the elusive matteuse) 1552850819
\u201cchris hemsworth is gonna log on and wonder what all his mentions are about and then see y\u2019all calling him a bottom\u201d— lyss (@lyss) 1552876081
Do you think Hemsworth, with his trusty wilderness friend, might have just solved the secret to defeating Thanos?