Are You a 'Rooster-Type Man?' If So, Ezra Miller Wants to Date You!

Ezra Miller's latest interview with GQ Style finds the diamond-jawed, irresistibly quirky Fantastic Beasts actor on his farm in Vermont, coaching his goat Noisette through labor. 

You read that correctly. The bizarre yet charming profile gives us an intimate look at the notoriously private gender-queer 26-year-old's home life, and it's just as beautiful and strange as we imagined. 

In between talking about Hollywood's #MeToo movement ("Let's drop men like flies. I'm with it."), discussing the fame matrix, and stopping to play with orange caterpillars, Miller jokingly shared what kind of relationship he's looking for with a metaphor about his chicken coup. 

"We have a lot of eagles out here, and if an eagle starts dive-bombing the crew, the rooster will go out separate from the herd and pretend to be injured, so that the eagle will come and kill the rooster instead of hurting any of his babies," Miller says, pointing out the two lucky men who may one day perform this task.

"That's masculinity," he says. "That's what it's supposed to look like, you know what I mean? I'm going to pretend to be weak, I'm going to pretend to be vulnerable so that you attack me before you'd attack one of the women in my posse. You feel me?"

We're lacking this kind of masculinity in the human world, Miller says. "I'm looking for a man like that." He grins. "I don't know about you. I'm looking for a rooster-type man."

So are you a rooster-type man? Apply quickly for the chance to date Ezra Miller!