Celebrities
The Internet Is Convinced That Tom Cruise Wears a Fake Butt
A stunt butt, perhaps, but a pseudobutt either way.
August 25 2017 1:46 PM EST
December 09 2022 9:12 AM EST
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A stunt butt, perhaps, but a pseudobutt either way.
In Hollywood, pseudobutts are totally a thing.
Tom Cruise is one of Hollywood's biggest stars, but even he, on occasion, requires the help of physical... enhancement.
Exhibit A: from the true story Hitler assassination attempt thriller (and one of my personal favorites) Valkyrie:
Let's take one more look at the most... impressive... frame in the shot.
\u201chello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe:\u201d— swizz keats (@swizz keats) 1503270502
Why would Cruise gird his loins in such a fashion? Is it a cosmetic choice? Possible, I suppose, but in this instance our wise, Yoda-esque guide (handle: @iluvbutts247 obvz) believes the gluteal enhancement is for the purposes of stunt work. Cruise famously insists on doing as many of his own stunts as possible, and sometimes a righteous stunt involves landing on one's bottom.
\u201c@saywhatagain @jhermann he does his own stunts, people wear ass pads all the time, but it's the SHEER EXTREMITY of the rump's robustness that jacks this up\u201d— swizz keats (@swizz keats) 1503270502
Some manage this better than others.
\u201c@iluvbutts247 @mattzollerseitz ...I have had the same theory about a single shot of Tobey Maguire in SPIDER-MAN for some time.\u201d— swizz keats (@swizz keats) 1503270502
There is some debate on the topic, however, and in fairness it's worth considering the following before watching that Cruisian bum rising once again.
from gifs