It's Chris Hemsworth's birthday today, and oh golly are we glad he was born. This Australian sexpot is not only the Marvel's finest supergod Thor - he's also a comic genius with moves that could break your heart and abs that could cut you like a knife. In short: Chris Hemsworth is a literal man-dream, and we are here to celebrate him today. Here are 10 reasons why Chris is so worth partying for.
10. His smile is like the heavens opening up to send rays of light down on a stormy day.
9. His natural existence is, frankly, shockingly arousing.
8. Let us not forget he is literally Thor, God of Thunder / God of Hammers / God of Lip-biting.
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7. We can name a bunch of other thing we wish he was reaching for that aren't that Mjolnir.
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6. His flexing arm is an instant aphrodisiac.
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5. But he knows how to have fun too, and isn't fun with Chris Hemsworth the best kind of fun you can imagine?
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4. Fun fact: Chris Hemsworth dancing while pouring water on himself is what you see if you peak just beyond heaven's gate.
3. Actually, Chris Hemsworth doing anything is the flawless interior of a perfect dream.
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2. Is this even legal? How? Why? More!!
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1. Happy birthday, Chris Hemsworth. Thank you for being an international treasure, you Australian prince.
And one more for the road. Because what if we didn't post this one?
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*Swoon*
