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13 Reasons We Think Nick the Gardener Is a Greek God

13 Reasons We Think Nick the Gardener Is a Greek God

<p>13 Reasons We Think Nick the Gardener Is a Greek God</p>

Nick the Gardener rose to fame during his stint on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and subsequently became a viral sex symbol due to his incredibly good looks.

However, the perfection that is Nick cannot be explained by a simple diet or workout plan. The perfection that is Nick must be the work of ancient gods. Here are the 13 reasons we’re convinced he's a Greek god.


1. For starters, his name isn’t Nick.

2. And, he's not a gardener. 

This is a GIF of Nick the gardener.

3. His real name is Billy.

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4. His body was probably chiseled out of stone.

5. He has a Zeus-like physique.

This is a GIF of Nick the gardener ripping off his shirt.

6. The beauty of Aphrodite.

7. And, he's admired like Adonis.

8. He's got a booty like David (not a god, but still hot).

This is a GIF of Nick the gardener.

9. He rarely wears clothing. 

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10. He could be on the cover of a Greek romance novel. 

 

11. It is impossible to resist his overwhelming sex-appeal.

12. Hell, even Ellen thinks he’s sexy.

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13. Nick the Gardener is a god living amongst men. 

This is a GIF of Nick the Gardener.

 

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