Denise and Donna, of the wildly popular podcast The Lesbian Lounge, on MyLesbianRadio.com have announced their annual Golden Kitty Awards, and we at SheWired are thrilled they bestowed one upon us! (Insert naughty kitty euphemism joke here).
But seriously, Denise and Donna, who go live every Wednesday at 9 p.m. EST to interview died-in-the-wool lesbian pioneers as well as up and coming celesbians, announced their 2nd Annual Golden Kitty Awards on their New Year's Eve / Eve show last Wednesday. And the Lesbian Loungers named our little SheWired Best Site for Lesbians. Of course, we are in great company as our award is shared with those East Coast wildly witty sitesters at Autostraddle.com. Congrats to the Autostraddle girls for their Golden Kitty.
In an email announcing the winners, Donna wrote the following about the complicating vetting process for choosing the recipients:
You may be interested in knowing the intense, complicated, calculated process that goes into the determination of who wins which award. Throughout the year we keep very specific data from each show, each guest, and each topic which is then fed into the computer on a weekly basis and calculated by the accounting firm of M. Bezel & Ass., Esq, who then keeps the results suspended in granola until just before we broadcast the show.
Oh wait a minute.. that's not right.. Denise bends over the recycle bin about a day before the last show of the year, grabs a handful of discarded notes, and throws something together.
Okay it's really a mix between the two above stated scenarios. Either way, we have a lot of fun doing the show every week and even more fun reminiscing about it at the end of the year.
Other big winners were SheWired's fave celesbians Cathy DeBuono and Jill Bennett for their Web series We Have to Stop Now, our pals the Cherry Bomb girls, who were voted "Best Way to Kill Time," and Shannon Wentworth and Sweet Travel.
View the complete list below!
GOLDEN KITTY AWARDS, 2009
BEST OF 2009:
DRINK: PINK TART, DENISE FUZZY PISSBOMB, DONNA (NAME ALONE!)
SHOT: CARMEL APLE SHOOTER
TRAVEL: SWEET TRAVEL (HONORABLE MENTION- GIRLPORTS.COM THEGAYPLACES.COM AND WILD WOMEN EXPEDITIONS)
COLLEGE LEZ SITE: WWW.CAMPUSPRIDE.ORG
KIDS: CAMP TEN TREES
BAND: GOD-DES & SHE
SINGER: JEN FOSTER
COMIC: DANA GOLDBERG, CHANTAL, SANDRA VALLS, AMY TEE
NEW TO US COMIC: ERIN FOLEY
BLOGGERS: WWW.THELESBIANLIFESTYLE.COM
SITE FOR LEBIANS: SHEWIRED AND AUTOSTRADDLE
LESBIAN PLACE: THE ABBEY IN WEHO, BEAVER CAFÉ IN TORONTO, AND NEW MOON
ANNUAL EVENT: GIRLS AT GAY DAYS TIED WITH WOMENFEST
LOYAL CHAT ROOMER: OUR LOYAL 10, AND INTERNATIONAL 4
LOYAL LISTENER/PODCASTER: HAZEL
PODCAST: THE COOTER CAFÉ, RAMBLIN' REDHEAD
IT GIRLS: CATHY DEBUONO AND JILL BENNETT
BEST UH OH MOMENT: WHEN JULIE HAD TO CALL IN TO REFEREE
NEWS STORY: PROP 8 IN CALI, MARCH IN DC
PRODUCTS: LUCKYDOGLEATHER.COM GIFTS
SEX TOYS: KITTYSTOYBOX.COM
BEST MAGAZINE: CURVE, SHE MAG AND BOUND
LOCAL EVENT GROUP: LAVENDER EVENTS, LADIES TOUCH
BEST ECO-GAY GIRL: SHANNON WENTWORTH
NEW GAY SHOW: GLEE
BEST OLD LESBIAN SHOW: THE L WORD (R.I.P)
FAVE LESBIAN ON TV: JANE LYNCH
FAVORITE LESBIAN NON-PROFIT BUSINESS: POWER UP
BEST LGBT YOUTH AWARENESS ADVOCATE: MEGHAN HALL & NATALIE GARCIA
BEST POLITICAL LESBIAN HUMORIST: KATE CLINTON
BEST ALMOST LESBIAN: CARLY POPE
TOP TFLN'S:
"I JUST DONATED MONEY TO A KID FOR HER SOFTBALL TEAM. OBVIOUSLY I'M TRYING TO FURTHER THE NEXT GENERATION OF LESBIANS. I'LL PROBABLY HIT ON HER IN A GAY BAR IN 10 YEARS."
"I'M IN WALMART BUYING A CHANDELIER. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES?"
"SOME GUY ON THE TRAIN IS STARING AT ME. I'M DRINKING TEQUILA OUT OF A DIXIE CUP. GO FUCK YOURSELF."
BEST REALITY SHOW GUILTY PLEASURES: REAL HOUSEWIVES AND THE KARDASHIANS
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BIGGEST TOOL: SPENCER PRATT. STILL.
BEST LESBIAN TRAINER: BRIANA STOCKTON
BEST BIG GIRL TA TA'S: DIANE ANDERSON MINSHALL
BEST NASTY GIRL: TRISTAN TORAMINO
BIGGEST CRUNCHY GRANOLA LESBIAN EVER: KATHY BELGE
HOTTEST FEMMY LESBIAN: JAMISIN LEE
FAVORITE GAY BOY: PETER PAIGE
BEST LESBIAN WEB SERIES: WE HAVE TO STOP NOW
BEST QUEER CANDY STORE: TO THE MOON MARKETPLACE
BEST WAY TO OVERWHELM YOURSELF IN THE LESBIAN WORLD: AFTERELLEN.COM
BEST WAY TO KILL SOME TIME: WATCH THE CHERRYBOMB GIRLS
BEST JEMMA QUESTION: WHAT DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND WEAR THAT IS A TOTAL TURN ON FOR YOU?
BEST PEE: DOUBLE SHOT AT GAYDAYS WITH THE DRUNK GIRL WALK
BEST MOMENT (DENISE): SODA SPEW ON JUNE 24 SHOW
BEST MOMENT (DONNA): ASKING JANINA GAVANKAR TO PLAY THE MARIMBA, AND SHE DID!
BEST TAKE-AWAY LINE OF THE YEAR: DENISE, YOU HAVE A BAGEL IN YOUR NOSE
BEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR: LINE FROM YPF
BEST SHARED FOOD/REVIEW: MOROCAN CHICKEN SALAD, CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN
PRODUCER VIC VIC'S BEST OF LIST, 2009:
Most Downloaded Show
1. Feb 4 - Dan Renzi, Carly Pope Part 1
2. April 15 - Shawnee Harkins and Linda Andersson
3. April 1- Dinah April Fool's Show - Nat & Meg and Cathy DeBuono
4. Jan 14 - Dana Goldberg, Kate Clinton Part 2 clot bombs
5. Jan 21 - Murray Hill Snuggies
Funniest Guest
1. Dana Goldberg (6x on the show)
2. Chantel (4x)
3. Lisa Thrasher- made D&D pee and spew
Best Use of Technology
1. Cathy DeBuono and Jill Bennett (4-way w Gloves are off) Nov 4
2. Janina Gavankar (answered questions in chat room) Sep 2
Best Drunk Dial Guest
1. Carly Pope (on set in Canada)
Funniest Topics
1. Denise proposes to Jemma and plans a New Year's Fiasco of a Wedding on the air
2. Should Donna should have her "brow-burns" waxed
3. Anal bleaching July 29
Best Guest in a Bedroom Photo Shoot
1. Amy Tee and Jamisin Lee
2. Sandra Valls
3. Merryn Johns
Best Sock Puppets
1. Tina Sordellini
Best Lesbian Lounge You Tube videos
1. Cathy Debuono gets Jill Bennett to Do Her Lily Persona
2. Denise's Surprise
3. Drunk walk
Best MLR Tattoo
1. Mel
Most played music
1. I Wanna See You Naked (Kym Berry)
2. I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas)
3. Taking Bob Dylan (Jen Foster)
4. That's Not My Name (Tings)
5. Let It Rock (Kevin Rudolf Feat, Lil Wayne)
Rock Star of the Year
Shannon Wentworth
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