The largest lesbian Dionysian fest, The Club Skirts' Dinah Shore Weekend, is just under a week away and as we here at SheWired are scrambling to pack our bags with sunscreen - or spray tan -- Chaco flip-flops, and Mac Lip Glass to take to the Dinah we wondered what our favorite "Celesbians" will be packing in their bags!
So we polled over a dozen celesbians who'll be attending the Dinah, and here is Cherry Bomb, Suzanne Westenhoefer, Billie Myers, Bridget McManus, Erin Foley, Nat Garcia and more with lists of their Dinah special needs!
Gloria Bigelow
1. Hand Sanitizer...cause... you know... you never know where peoples hands were
2. Nail clippers... refer to number 10
3. Rainbow Jewelry... so everyone knows you're gay... it's really hard to tell at The Dinah
4. A boa... preferrably rainbow...but any will do
5. Back up outfit and an additional outfit incase your other "outfit" and the OTHER "outfit" doesn't work
6. A new toy
7. Sunglasses to mask your hangover
8. An inviting smile
9. A Sense of Humor
Nat Garcia
1. At least 2 bikini's from Carve Designs
2. Bolthouse Farms Carrot Juice
3. Emergen "C" packets for energy and or quick hangover cure, if needed
4. Idock for constant musical tunes from your room
5. Camera with EXTRA Batteries
6. Mouthwash ;)
7. Rayban sunglasses or fake ones...
8. All-natural Sunscreen
9. Soccer Ball
10. Light scarf options -- I like to use them around my neck, as body wraps, sun protectors...Endless possibilities really! They are just sexy.
Tatum De Roeck
1. Factor 200 Sunscreen.
2. An experienced wing woman.
3. An openness to meeting new people, everywhere, in elevators, gas stations, & best of all, bathrooms.
4. Fun music for the drive out.
5. A waxed bikini line.
6. Ear plugs in case my roommates have a lot of loud late night fun.
7. A charged camera with an empty memory card to remind me of all drunken debauchery.
8. Coconut Water!!! It is fantastic for hangovers.
9. Cute white underwear, in case my white outfit is more see through than I think it is.
10. My bestest friends!
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Bridget McManus
1. My ipod- to drown out the screaming and humping.
2. A razor- no one wants to see a hairy woman in a bikini.
3. My jump rope- so I can exercise in my hotel room.
4. A large bottle of Advil- to cure the infamous Dinah hangovers.
5. Bottled water- see #4
6. My leotard- I'm hosting the So You Think You Can Dance Magic competition on Friday at 4pm. My leotard is my uniform.
7. My wedding ring- To fend off the crazies.
8. Strawberry Chapstick- sunburned lips are difficult to kiss with.
9. Tons of extra clothes- in case I get thrown in pool...again.
10. A pen and paper- so I can get Salt-N-Pepa's autographs.
Jennie McNulty
1. A football. Duh! You should always have one with you anyway.
2. Sunglasses. Preferably mirrored or dark - you don't want to get caught checking out a rack.
3. Earplugs. The girls in the next room are guaranteed to be fighting or f**king. In either case, you don't want to hear it.
4. Business cards. Yours - obviously, for business and pleasure but also take someone else's cards - just in case you don't make a good first impression.
5. Feminine hygiene products - hear me out. Even if it's not "your time," with 10,000 women there, it's bound to be someone's time and, if they forgot to bring them - well, there you are -- a valiant Knight upon a steed of white cotton.
6. A Sharpie. For signing autographs, sure a hotel pen would do. BUT, if you want to sign a bosom, pens hurt. Sharpies, on the other hand, are soft and the signee will let you take longer... you know to make sure you spell your name correctly.
7. Aspirin or Ibuprofin for the morning. In the past, there have been a few cases of headaches in the morning due to ...uh...er...the desert heat and sun. Yeah, that's it, the desert heat and sun.
8. Every available # of sunscreen. You never know the shade of the person you're going to want to rub down... I mean... protect.
9. Workout clothes. A quick 30 minutes in the hotel gym and you can then rationalize an entire evening's worth of debauchery. Is that physiologically true? No, but you'll feel better. And, trust me, there will be a lot of hot chicks working out there!
10. My girlfriend. So I don't get in trouble trying to implement any of my above suggestions.
Erin Foley
1. Banana clips
2. A blank greeting card, the weekend can go either way
3. Crocs with your favorite football team's logo
4. The Alcoholics Anonymous handbook
5. My passport
6. Two large bottles of Advil Liqui-Gels
7. A harmonica, in case a poolside jam breaks out
8. Two books to read on your chaise lounge, rotate Wuthering Heights with Eat, Pray, Love so they can't get a sense of who you are, (women love a mystery gal)
9. A large beach hat with dark sunglasses to avoid that someone
10. A back support to protect yourself when you lift the five coolers of
beer, seven bags of clothes and 19 bags of food out of the Subaru and into
the hotel room.
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Briana Stockton
1. ID
2. Advil
3. Chaser pill (hangover pill)
4. Hand Sanitizer
5. Business cards
6. Altoids
7. Razor
8. Strap on
9. Camera
10. Bottle of Jack Daniels
11. Dancing shoes
12. ‘A' game
Dalila Ali Rajah
1. Mac lipgloss
2. Short shorts
3. Bikini tops
4. Digital Camera
5. Patron
6. Lucky Dog belts and cuffs
7. Flip flops
8. Strappy heels
9. Neutrogena sun screen that can be worn under makeup
10. Outfits with pockets to carry stuff (hate carrying a purse at Dinah!)
Nicole Pacent
1) Gnu's Flavor and Fiber Bars (Espresso Chip)
2) iPod and dock so I can pre-game to my sister, Kim's, tracks-- the hottest new DJ on the scene
3) My sparkly 'Carrie Bradshaw' style heels
4) A wine key
5) Camera
6) The easter basket that my mother will inevitably slip into my suitcase before I leave
7) Hopefully the hot new motorcycle boots I'll be getting for my birthday on the 29th
8) Eating Animals, the latest book from Jonathan Safran Foer
9) Space Cake
10) My inhibitions...
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Nikki Caster
1. SoniCare Tooth Brush
2. Bikini
3. White linens
4. Sunglasses
5. Flip-flops
6. Camera
7. Sun Block
8. Jump rope
9. Workout clothes
10. Grateful attitude
Sandra Valls
1. My Girlfriend! A party ain't a party lest the queen is by my side!! Ya hurd!
2. Hand sanitizer - People get busy at the Dinah....everywhere! You don't know WHAT the hell you're touching!
3. Sunblock - I hate the sun and it hates me.
4. Omamari (portable gohonzon) - I'm Buddhist and I gotta get my chant on everyday; morning and night to maintain my Buddha nature and turn poison into medicine baby! Cuz....ya know....there's lots of assholes out there!
5. Outfits- Dewberries, (my girlfriend's clothing line) is in full effect at the Dinah! She's a vendor this year so come by her booth! It's unique, urban clothing and accessories for the grown and sexy Girl and Boi! I'll be sportin' mine up in da house!
6. Camera - Always take this everywhere! I love to capture the moment whenever I can. Last year some women mistook me for the Dinah photographer and would pose for me everywhere; even in the bathroom!
7. Jack in a flask - You better believe it! No, performers do NOT get free drinks and I have better ways to spend my money so....Yes, I will be carrying my own this year! Gentlemen Jack all the way!
8. Hilarity - Ladies!! It's about to go down!! I'll make you laugh till your face hurts.
9. Toys - Yes, well this goes without saying. It's important to keep it fresh, fun, and exciting! I'll be in the room...with my girl...uh...feeding the kitty.
10. Energy - Very necessary! What with all the performing, red carpets, partying, helping with the Dewberries, meeting the fans, I'm going to need lots more energy to....uh......frolick in her cabbage patch, yodel in the gulley, tip the velvet!!
Jennifer Corday
1. iPhone
2. Lip gloss
3. Hawaiian tropics Tanning oil
4. Sally hansen airbrush shimmer (It's like pantyhose in a can!) Or True Blue Spa bronze bombshell powder available at Bath & Body
5. Coconut Lime Body Cream or other fun flavored body cream from Bath & Body
6. A good push-up bra
7. Cop (mirrored) sunglasses
8. A fun pool toy
9. A fun sex toy
10. Small digital camera
11. Board shorts flip flops and a bikini toy
12. Cowgirl pool hat
13. Wallet chain
14. My meds
15. Biz cards
Hee hee this is fun I could go on... But that'll do.
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Suzanne Westenhoefer
1. Large dark sunglasses ( to watch and not be seen)
2. Mac Prep and Prime ( if you know it, you know what it's for....)
3. Ten cans of Target spray sun screen ( no one will have any ....it will make me useful and popular)
4. Cash, credit cards, passport and AAA card...you never know who you might meet.
5. A back up plan for where we will sleep. Trust me.
6. Camera. I'm the only paparazzi by the pool, baby.
7. Super hot girlfriend
8. Something black to wear to the white party
9. Golf clubs.....oh AH HA HA HA HA HA!
10. My posse. Please no phone calls. Everyone has been chosen!
Meghan Hall
1. Beer Cooler
2. Emergen-C
3. Soccer Shorts
4. Bikini Top/Boy Shorts
5. Sunblock!!!
6. Sungalsses
7. Flip-flops
8. Tank Tops - White/Black
9. Post-Its + Pen (For contact bumbers ;) )
10. Baby Oil
Billie Myers
1. Download the "Call Myself" iPhone application in case you need to bail out of an unwanted situation or conversation
2. Ear plugs
3. Alias ( you need made-up names because you always do something you end up regretting!)
4. Alcohol hidden in a bottle of perfume for a quick upper fixer or for some liquid courage push
5. Disguise & Accessories (wigs, huge sunglasses etc...) for your multiple personalities
6. An entourage
7. Early riser: someone who will naturally wake up at the crack of dawn to lay down all the towels and save those precious spots at the pool.
8. Disposable razors
9. Ones & fives for the sexy Go Go dancers
10. Spray-on tan
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