Ok. WHAT is going on? I'm in love with this new wave of pop sensations that look like younger versions of the sexiest lesbians I've ever seen. Seriously… If the girls looked like these teens when I was this age, I would have come out much earlier. We all know the ever-popular site Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, but have we ever noticed that Justin himself is the hottest lesbian in the world? I used to feel guilty about thinking he was so cute (I removed Hot from this sentence, cause I felt like a creeper) but now he's 18, legal and hotter than ever! Check out these photos from his new Boyfriend photo shoot:
I mean, if I were out at a lesbian bar and that girl walked up to me I would die…not because she's Justin Bieber, but because she's so hot. I'm sure there are closeted mini lesbians all over the bible belt and mid west that already are looking to him for fashion advice, and the girl can sing (oops. That was mean. I mean, the boy). He's the perfect lesbian. Please send him this way with a U-haul in tow.
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Then there is the pop group One Direction. They came singing and dancing onto the scene from the UK- and I'm sorry but there are at least three members I would date. They are hotter girls than you can pick up at Here Bar on a Friday night -- that's for sure.
They even have a celesbian in their midst, as 19-year-old Zayn Malik resembles a certain Real L Word girl we all know. Romi? Is that you? I didn't know you could sing!
While they all look like mini versions of girls we all wish we could pull there are three that stand out as the most lesbionic to me. Wait -- is that even a word? Lesbionic? Something about their songs make me swoon as well. I wonder if it's the teenage girl still in me somewhere, or if these boys all had plans to grab the lesbian population by the heartstrings and never let go.
Lesbi-Direction:
Harry Styles – I’m pretty sure my girlfriend has this same hairstyle sometimes.
Ok, seriously…Romi?
Louis Tomlison? Or Teagan? Or Sara?
Teenage love? Or Lesbian Domination, the world will never know. Either way – I like it.
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