7 Questions All Bisexual Guys Have at a Gay Club

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Being a bi guy at a gay club is definitely an experience like no other. You like men just as much as the gay beefcake grinding next to you, but there are specific questions that only bi guys think to themselves while out with a gay crew.

1. Do they know? Dog hiding in Stuffed Animal gif

It’s like hiding in plain sight. That little secret only you know.

2. Is it worth correcting them? Harry potter Leviosa gif

You don’t want to talk about bisexuality. You don’t want to be judged. You don’t want to answer any questions. You just want your lips on his face.

3. Do you think anyone else here is bi? Dozens of us arrested development gif

There must be, right? Where are we all hiding?

4. Wouldn’t it be cool if there were bisexual clubs? Both is Good El Dorado Gif

Why aren’t there any? We deserve our own club. You just want to know who’s fair game.

5. Will she know I’m flirting with her? Austin powers confused gif

It’s confusing. You’re at a gay club, and you just saw me twerking on that shirtless muscle hunk. I like women too, and if you’re interested…

6. Can I hook up with her? Matt bomer judgement gif

You don’t want weird glances for making out with a girl at a gay club.

7. Will I be that creep? Pitch Perfect creep gif