7 Wondrous Things Only Bisexual Men Understand

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There are many frustrating things about being a bisexual man. People think we're more promiscuous, more likely to cheat, and using the label as a stepping-stone to coming out as "fully" gay later, just to name a few. But there are also some pretty awesome things that straight and gay guys don’t get to experience.

1. You have options 
Some people prefer apples and others prefer oranges. Good for them. You prefer penises and vaginas.

2. You can pick someone up or get picked up
In the mood to have someone buy you a drink. Get it done. Want to buy someone else a drink? Do it. That’s a luxury few men experience.

3. Any club is your club 
Doesn’t matter if it’s gay or straight, you’ll have fun.

4. Your sex life is versatile 
That is, of course, only if you're not in a monogamous relationship. 

5. Your porn life is even more versatile
You experience the age old dilemmas of deciding whether to watch gay or straight porn.

6. You get to experience Frank Ocean on all new level

Just in case his music wasn’t emotional enough already.

7. You get to check everyone out
Just try to be discreet.

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