Chris Donaldson

Compared to 2010 figures, nearly twice as many American universities and colleges earned five-star “gay-friendliness” ratings this year from Campus Pride, a national non-profit that works to create “safer, more LGBT-inclusive” colleges.

Now that marriage equality stands legal in New York State, many of us—okay, a select few of us (me)—have one question to ask: Who, exactly, do we have to fuck around here so as to secure Lady Gaga as officiant at our gay weddings?